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They both like you Percy...

Percy:WHAT! NICO LIKES ME😳!

HopliteOmega: Brother... he told you this in the BLOOD OF OLYMPUS FOR ZEUS'S FREAKING PANTS!

Percy:Zeus can't keep it in his pants!

HopliteOmega: PG material please (Not that I like R stuff!)

Percy:Anyways, I am going to eat my Blue Cookies!

HopliteOmega: *Gets out M60 Light machine gun and points at Percy*
HAND OVER THEM BLUE COOKIES!

All of CHB:Oh no, not a Blue cookie craving Psychopath!

Percy:*Drops Blue Cookies*

HopliteOmega: *Eats Blue Cookies*
Bye! And if you have any blue foods...
HAND EM OVER!

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