Well hello there friends how ya been? Good? That's great (why am I talking to myself ) well anyway I'm back so.... Enjoy these jokes
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1) Yo mamma is so old she has an autographed Bible
2) What happens when a frogs car breaks down? It gets toad.
3) Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
4) Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
5) What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year
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WELL HELLO FRIENDS IM BACK (no one is probably reading this but oh well) I hope you enjoyed these jokes I know some are a little dirty but I mean come on they're pretty good.
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WELL ON THAT NOTE BYE FRIENDS (I have no idea who theses 'friends' are but oh well BYEEEEEE
