Thor

Ch.8 dinner

Jane POV

"What the hell his is piggypie?" Tony asked as we all starred at the strange menu.

"I told you this is why I didn't want to come here" Natasha said as Clint looked up from his starring contest with a clownfish.

"It looked cool. And you never said you didn't want to come here! You just starred at me when I suggested it" Clint said as he stuck his tung out at Natasha who kicked him under the table.

"I agree with Natasha, this place Is really weird" I said as pepper, Steve and Bruce nodded in agreement.

"What is this octoworm?" Thor asked as we all looked at he menu.

"I have no idea" I said as I skimmed the menu for something normal. Sadly their was nothing.

"Can I take your order" a waiter said as he walked up to our table.

"How about we each close our eyes and point for something on the menu" Bruce asked as we all slowly nodded our heads.

"I'll have......pigfancy?" Steve said as he looked at the menu in disgust.

"I'll have...seaweedfun" Pepper said as she looked at the menu in disgust.

"I'll have tummyturner" Tony said as he looked at the menu then Pepper.

"I'll have fishgrave" Bruce said as he looked a little sick.

"I'll have stab threw the heart" Natasha said as she sighed as closed her eyes.

"I'll have egg popper" Clint said as he also sighed and went back to starring at the clownfish.

"I'll have Atlantic" I said as I looked at the menu then Thor.

"I'll have fishpie" Thor said as he put the menu down and looked around the room.

"Alright. What would you like to drink?"

"Water" pepper, Steve, Bruce, and i said

"Beer" Clint, Natasha, Thor, and Tony said

"Ok" the man said as he walked away from the table.

"Everything we just order sounds like shit and probably looks worse that Nat's cooking, no offense nat but you can't cook. And to make something that looks worse than Nat's cooking is an achievement all on its own." Clint said as we all agreed, even Natasha.

"Here you go" the waiter said as he brought all our food and drinks.

"Pigfancy and water for the short blond hair man" the waiter said as he placed Steve's glass of water in front of Steve and a plate of a pig head with an apple in its mouth.

"Seaweedfun and water for the strawberry hair lady" the waiter said as he placed a glass of water in front of Pepper then a blue bowl. Then he picked up the glass of water and dumped it into the bowl of dried seaweed leaves.

"Tummyturner for the man with the blue glowing thing on his chest and beer" the waiter said as he placed a plate of something I can't even begin to describe and his beer.

"Fishgrave and water for the shy man with black hair" the waiter said as he placed a descent looking cooked salmon down in front of Bruce, but then the waiter pulled out a frosting bag and frosted the fish in blue frosting then sprinkled some sprinkles on it.

"I'll pay you not to give me my order" Natasha said as she looked at the waiter.

"Me too, just give us the beer" Clint said as the waiter gave them their beer.

"Atlantic and water for the woman with brown eyes and hair" the waiter said as he placed a plate if dark green pasta and little shrimp with piece of raw fish.....it looks gross.

"Fishpie and beer for the man with blond hair and blue eyes. At least Thor's fish looks some what edible, it looked like a little pie with a fish filling.

".......I'm good with not eating" Pepper said as me and her pushed away our plates of food.

"I'll eat mine if you three eat yours" tony said as he looked at Steve, Bruce, and Thor.

"Ok" they all said as the picked up their forks

"Oh god" I said as pepper looked away as tony started to eat

"I think I'm going to be sick" I herd Natasha mumbled as Clint nodded his head and they both downed their beer and order another

This is going to be a long night