Chapter 7 ~ SHOPPING!!!!111!1!!

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Dipper pov

I went into the kitchen to get some cereal since it was still pretty early. I poured 2 extra ones for Bill and Mabel and then I heard a knock on the door. Mabel went to answer it.
A few moments later she came back.
"We just got invited to the biggest party of all time!" She said, excitedly. Bill looked excited about it. I, myself, didnt like parties. In fact, I hated parties. The horrible music blasting in your ears, all the crazy drunk guys, parties were the worst.
"You know... Im not much of a 'party guy'.."
"Come on, PineTree! Parties are awesome! The loud music blasting in your ears, all the crazy drunk guys, parties are the best!" Said Bill. Clearly we had different opinions.
"Well, I need details first." I said. I needed an excuse to get out of this. Mabel would never let me out of parties when we were kids.
"Well, its at Pacifica's house! This Thursday night, wear something nice, blah blah blah, Northwest Manor, boring boring boring, and yeah. Thats it." Mabel said while handing me and Bill some invitations, wrapped in white and gold envelopes.
"Dipper, we HAVE to go!! Pleeeaaseee?" Said Mabel with a pleading look on her face. God, I could never say no to that face.
"Ugh. Fine, we can go. But not for long." After I said that, Bill and Mabel looked super happy. They were nearly jumping with excitement.
"Bill! After we go shopping, Im gonna bedazzle your tuxedo!" She said as she ran upstairs.
"You realize she gets extremely carried away with glitter, right?" I said.
"She can make me look like a fucking disco ball if she wants to. I really dont care. I just want to get into that party."
"Well, ok. But-" he interrupted me by getting really close.
"Plus, you... would look sexy as hell in a tuxedo." He said so serene that it sent shivers through my body and down my back.

Bill pov

I thought I would shoot him a few compliments so he might let us stay at the party longer. I went up really close to him and said the first cheesiest true thing that came to my mind.
"Plus, you... would look sexy as hell in a tuxedo." I said. Smooth, I know.
"Uh.... thanks.. pal?" He said, patting my chest and backing up. He was looking down at the floor, blushing really bright.
It was adorable.
"Can I ask you something, Bill?"
"Sure thing, PineTree."
"You said you can feel all of the emotions, so how about love? What does love feel like?"
He was right, I knew all emotions. But love, thats a difficult one to explain. Its more complicated then you might think. I tried to explain it as carefully and simply as possible. Even I had a hard time. I closed my eyes, trying to imagine one of the craziest emotions in the Earth dimension.
"Love.. Its a wonderful thing. When you love someone, you feel all fluttery inside. Your heart might beat so fast when youre near that person that.. It might even skip a few times. Its great. Its like all feelings, good and bad, all had a big party and drank, like, a lot." And thats what I said. I couldn't believe I had just compared love to an Irish drinking party. God I'm bad at explaining things.
But I did see him crack a small smile.

*fast forward*

Me and Dip were in the tuxedo shop while Mabel and her friends were in the dress shop, looking for dresses to bedazzle. While I was in the colored section looking for a nice new yellow suit, PineTree was in the black suit section. I always wondered why people wanted to be so plain in formal events like parties or weddings. I wanted to ask him, but I chose to keep quiet.
"Im going in to try this one on." He said. He was in the dressing room now, trying on the plain suit he picked out.
I found this cool yellow blazer with a plaid pattern in the collar and on the inside. I decided to try it on, and as I was making my way to the dressing room, PineTree stepped out and... my, my. Boy, did he look beautiful. That suit looked amazing on him, and it hugged his body perfectly.
"Well, what do you think?" I heard him say, but as I tried to talk, I was having a hard time. No words came out. I was amazingly speechless. My heart was beating so fast, it felt that in any second, it would jump out of my chest and claim him for its own. Now I knew why they dressed like that for formal events.
"Damn..." I said. I was embarrassed as my cheeks flushed pink, but I couldnt stop staring.
"Damn good or damn bad?" He said.
"You look beautiful, PineTree."
"Really? Thank you! But I was thinking it was a bit tight o-"
"GET THIS ONE GET THIS ONE" and before I knew it I was on the floor with my arms around his ankles, begging him to by a tuxedo. Kinda like what they do in anime. What the hell am I doing.
"Um... Ok I'll get this one.. Could you maybe... Get off of me so I can change back to my normal clothes.." He said. Ive turned into a monster. I let go of him as I laughed at myself.

~ 5 minutes later ~

I decided to buy the one with the plaid on it, since I had made nothing like it before. We found Mabel, who had bought mass amounts of glitter, a new glue gun, stickers, and a light green dress with the money I gave her.
Dipper looked at her with wide eyes. He looked surprised at how much she had bought. The bags put together must have weighed more than her. It was amazing she could carry all of them.
"Mabel, you better pay Bill back for all of this." Said Dipper.
"No need." I said, waving my hand making a $5 bill appear. Seriously, if I was a magician, I would make a million dollars, but I dont really need it considering I can literally make it by myself. Im sure it would be nice, though.

A/N

This was weird to write haha

So so so so sorry it took so long, Ive just had writers block and when I get my mind blocked from anything, it takes me a very long time to recover. And when I say a very long time I mean a VERY long time. Can you forgive me?

~Harmonasia

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