Not Together (Complete)

Together

---Clyde's pov---

"-And that's what Bebe said!" I exclaimed.

"That's cool, Clyde," Token responds sounding bored.

I look around at our table and realize that Craig and Tweek are gone, "Hey, Token?"

"Hmm?"

"Where are Tweek and Craig?"

Token shrugs, "I don't know. They didn't show up at the beginning of lunch," he says, "I'm surprised you noticed," he adds.

Ignoring his comment, "Should we go find them...?"

"Clyde," token says, rolling his eyes, "They're a couple. We aren't going to bother them."

"Pfft. That's not a reason."

Token rolls his eyes, "I'm not interested in whatever they're doing, wherever they are."

"Oh come on, Token! They could be having a hot make out session in the janitors closet! We could totally bust them!"

"Who could be having a hot make out session?" Craig asks sitting down at the table.

"Uh, no one..." I say, "Where were you? Where's Tweek?"

"Haven't seen him all day. We only have one class together," Craig says.

I give him a questioning look, "but he's your boyfriend."

Craig just stares at me, "So?"

Token and me exchange glances.

"Dude, you are a bad boyfriend."

"Yeah," I agree, "Now that I think about it... I don't think I've ever seen you and him kiss."

Craig looks away from us, "So?" He says less like a question.

"Have you two never kissed?" Token asks.

"You've been dating for 6 years! And you've never kissed?!" I shout, slamming my hands on the table and standing up.

Craig stands up too, "WE AREN'T EVEN DATING! WHY WOULD I KISS HIM?"

"...W-What?"

"We aren't dating. Never were. I'm not a fucking fag," Craig says sitting back down glaring and flipping everyone off.

They were never dating?