I found a little girl last night hiding in my attic. I don't mean like a five or six year old. I literally mean... Little. Like she was shrunk by some futuristic shrink ray. She doesn't even look that young... She looks more like a miniature forty year old.
She keeps saying she is some queen of a world that doesn't even exist and that some witch is trying to take over her kingdom!
It's hard to believe her story, but how could she have been shrunk otherwise?
