Deidara huffed as he walked through the Akatsuki base. He swore he had put his coffee on the table, next to the television, to the left! He had even announced to Kisame, the only person in the room, NOT to touch his coffee!
He wasn't that big of a fan of coffee, not like the Uchiha was, but when he bothered making coffee, the Akatsuki members knew to avoid the bomber, and annoy someone else, due to the agitation cloud that followed him around.
Kisame was usually the nice guy! So why, when he returned with a piece of toast to join his coffee, the one that was missing, missing?!?
Deidara growled, irritated, and went to find Kisame. First stop, Kisame's and Uchiha's room, he wasn't stupid, that was the first place Kisame would go.
As he neared the room, he was grabbed around the waist and pulled into a quicker pace.
"Senpai! Senpai! I think Kisame-senpai is eating Itachi-san!"
"Nani...?" Deidara huffed, as Tobi dragged him along, not letting go of the blonde's waist. Deidara sighed as Tobi stopped at Kisame's room, he paused and listened, also hearing the groaning noises. He flushed red when a long drawn out moan of Kisame's name was heard and abruptly turned and walked in the other direction.
"Senpai! Senpai! Shouldn't we help Itachi-san??" Tobi yelled. Deidara rolled his eyes.
"Tobi, I bet Itachi is enjoying being eaten, un." Deidara muttered. Tobi stopped, confused, Deidara guessed.
"Does that mean Hidan-san is getting eaten by Kakuzu-san also?" Tobi asked, Deidara got red again, he stopped and turned to glare at Tobi.
"Shut up, yeah! Stop, talking, about that!" Tobi cocked his head to the side, and let out a seemingly innocent question.
"Does Senpai want to get eaten too...?"
