The Skittles Rap!

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  • Dedicated to Lindiwe Motlana
                                    

Uh Uh Uh yeah!

Uh uh uh yeah!

Uh uh uh...Yeahhh!

Oh yeah!!!!

Yo, weirdo, guess what I've got

in my hand.

It's round, sweet and the best candy in this land!

I'd travel around the world

and even eat Cali beach sand

for a packet of Skittles

dipped in a sauce of Monkey Gland!

Don't get me wrong

I think nutella is also great

but me and Skittles, man

I'd like to think it was fate.

I eat Skittles all day

locked in my room

When my supply is empty

I steal my mom's car

ZOOOM!

I'm out the door

off to the corner store

Why, you ask? Pshhh

To get me more! 

I say to the cashier:

"Hey man where are my skittles?"

He says: "Sorry dude, we are out

I can offer you this jar of pickles

just open your mouth."

AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO' DAT!

Skittles are the best candy by far

so step off the platform

you stupid Hershey's Bar!

Taste The Rainbow

That's my motto

I'd buy a million Skittles

if I won the lotto.

I sprinkle some Skittles 

on my risotto.

I love the lemon ones

good and sour

Pop 'em in my mouth

each and every hour!

Strawberry skittles tastes like cotton candy

"This long distance is killing me"

Who said that?

Square-faced Brandy!

Orange.

Fruity and flavourful

If you pick m&m's over Skittles

you clearly are a fool!

grape?

Yeah man I think they taste great.

Lime skittles with a tinge of zest

Are the kind of skittles that I like best! :)

Wild Berry, Tropical, Sour and Smoothie Mix

Now that my time is up

I'mma get my Skittles fix!

Oh yeahhhhh...!

*Drops the mic*

PEACE!

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 27, 2013 ⏰

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