Dearest Pine tree

Chapter 3 - Was it the short shorts?

The sun rises outside making dipper squint his eyes as they flutter open at the bright light. A body pressing against his own, he looks up to see the blond's face, deep asleep, hair messy, lips a bit chapped from his mouth hanging slightly open. Seeing his messy hair made him think how ruffled his own was right now. Dipper wonders what's under the eyepatch of his. He reaches up his hand to move it so he could see what's under "i wouldn't do that if I was you pine tree" he says, his voice sounding slightly harsh but still sleepy. Dipper pulls back his hand "I'm sorry" he mumbles and Bill squeezes dipper tighter against him. His face nuzzling into the crack of his neck "is your body okay?" Bill asks leaving small kisses on the skin filled with marks. Dipper's body tens at the question. Flashbacks of last night flashing into his head. He presses his face against bill's chest "It's fine" he mumbles, hiding his flustered face. "Why are you still here?" Dipper asks and he could feel a low laugh from the way his chest rise and falls "that's a bit rude" "I did fulfill the deal" dipper looks up at Bill only to see him smirking widely  "oh god don't say there was a catch?" Dipper mentally slaps himself knowing this Dorito too well he would do something "what was the catch?" Dipper asks and Bill rolls on top of him and presses dipper's wrists down onto the bed "well...... I didn't mention how many times you'll have to make me feel good pine tree" he says with a proud smirk on his face thinking he was real clever for thinking of it "then how many times.....?" Dipper asks "for eternity" Bill says with a glint of red flashing through his eye again as he leans down capturing dipper's lips with his own.

"Dipper we are back!" Grunkle stan bursts through the bedroom door with his hands on his hips and ford yelling at his brother about  to not barge into Mabel's and dipper's privacy like a idiot. Bill's head turn to look at stan and dipper tries to hide under Bill thinking that would be less embarrassing. "Dipper it's-" Stan stops looking at the position his 16 year old nephew was in at the moment, below a blond with a large tattoo on his back. "Grunkle stan....." Dipper mumbles and he laughs nervously "what did I do wrong? Didn't I put him up for manly tests where did it go wrong......." Stan mumbles to himself and Bill clears his throat "OF COURSE IT WAS THE SHORTS ALL ALONG! I shouldn't have let him wear those short, shorts!" Stan seems into much shock at the time being "do you mind Stanford ? You kind of interrupted us in something" Bill says and ford pulls Stan out of the room saying "that's what you get for barging into the kid's privacy". The door shuts again and Bill looks down at dipper with his hands over his face. While in this position Bill admires his work of art all over dipper's body. "I can't believe it" dipper breaths out and Bill laughs "he didn't even realize, I Bill cipher his greatest enemy has taken his nephews virginity" he says and dipper hits his arm "shut up!" "Aw pine tree are you embarrassed? You are too cute when you are embarrassed" Bill kisses his forehead "so...... You want to take a shower?" Bill asks and dipper hits his arm "I'm not getting into the shower with you!" "Why not?" He asks "you'll try something weird" "who wouldn't want to try something weird when they are with someone that makes the most erotic face when he screams out in pleasure, in fact-" dipper shuts Bill up by pulling him down and kissing him "shut up" he mumbles before both of them are being swept into a passionate kiss.

"You know I could just teleport us into the bathroom" Bill makes the suggestion and dipper shakes his head "I don't want to take a shower with you" he whines like a kid which Bill finds oddly adorable "even how much I love you smelling of me, hygiene comes first" Bill says and dipper pushes Bill off him so he could quickly get up "I wouldn't-" Bill gets cut off by dipper falling to the floor with a thud "my hips fucking hurt!" Dipper curses trying to stand up and Bill watches in amusement "you look like a baby deer taking its first steps" Bill finds his own comment amusing and can't help but laugh a little while dipper didn't find this funny at all "Bill, help" "hold on princess" Bill hurries to his feet and picks dipper up bridal style "don't call me princess" dipper mutters before Bill quickly teleports them into the bathroom and locks the door. "For now I think a bath is better" Bill says, filling the bath and setting dipper between his legs. Dipper leans back against Bill and Bill starts washing dipper's hair  "relaxing?" He asks and dipper nods. "The pain in your hips should ease a little if your muscles are relaxed" he continues and dipper looks up at him "hey Bill are you gay?" He asks "not really" "then how come you know all these things?" Bill raises a eyebrow down at his question and dipper blushes slightly and looks down again "the answer is obvious pine tree I-" "you know everything" dipper says and he chuckles "I was going to say most things but that works as well "what things don't you know?" Dipper didn't understand why he, himself was so curious about Bill. "Well pine tree....." He starts and wraps his arms around dipper's waist and resting his chin on top of dipper's head. "I know most things about pain, negative emotions you could sum it up as: I know most of the negative things in the universe, how people will die, how much pain a body can take...... " Bill stops feeling dipper wriggle slightly knowing he was uncomfortable about the topic "but the things I don't know about........" He pauses before taking a deep breath "romance, the happiness of being surrounded by people you love..... Doing things for someone else that is totally mad! And I don't know everything about you, sure I know what makes your body feel good and what will make it hurt but I don't know much about what's inside your head" he says and dipper let's everything sink in "but you are a dream demon you can just get into my mind" dipper says "believe me I've done that...... You know you have the most mysterious dreams, I can't figure them out which makes you really hard to figure out" "don't you dare go into my dreams again!" Dipper says splashing some water on Bill and he laughs "I won't, at least I won't if you start dreaming more of me and not about that ginger girl you fancy so much" bill's voice hinting a taste of bitterness at the end mentioning her "I-I won't" dipper mumbles really embarrassed. They wash off before he teleports them back into the bedroom. He places dipper on the bed before he walks to dipper's closest and throwing some clothes to him "you better wear those short, shorts to annoy your uncle" Bill grins wanting to see his reaction "are we going somewhere?" Dipper asks as Bill starts dressing himself "well not really I need to head back to the mindscape but I'd like to meet you tonight" Bill says, putting on the bow tie. "Meet? As in a date?" "If that's what you want to call it" he winks and dipper blushes "meet me inside the forest tonight then" Bill presses a kiss against dipper's forehead before vanishing. "You could have at least given me a real kiss" he mumbles to himself as he dresses himself and stands up, still wobbling a little but starts regaining his balance. Dipper walks down the stairs "where is Grunkle Stan?" He asks and ford clears his throat "he is having a hard time to sink in the fact that his nephew takes it up the ass. It's okay, he'll recover soon" ford pats dipper's shoulder before walking off into the basement. Dipper sighs taking some breakfast before his phone buzzes, he picks it up from his pocket and looks at a text from Mabel.
'I can't wait to get back to the shack! How is it there? Does it still look the same?' It says in the text. Dipper just remembering that Mabel would come to the shack but it was really soon. Everyone was coming back a little early I mean they said he'd have the shack for himself for an entire month! This family his filled with surprises.