dahlia: *sends me a gif of mark pellegrino hip thrusting*
me: my ovaries omg you have committed homicide
dahlia: attack on ovaries
me: shingeki no more period
dahlia: and on that day uterus kind received a grim reminder
me: this is fucking gold
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*SMUT WARNING*
Randoma collection of conversations, remarks, and "special moments" between me and my lesbian demon bitch master dahlia
