Homestuck~boyfriend scenarios

you meet again

Gamzee~
You decide too go and get some more of that weird drink!...but when you went back to the store you didn't find any of the mysterious drink.."Oh hAy TheRe Sis!"...umm hi!?..hay why do you call me your sis? "BeCaUsE tHaT's jUsT wHaT i SaY! :0)... Oh..ok.. Umm say do you know were to find those drinks?..Yeah JuSt follow me...you followed the strange man to Al that you haven't seen before(OMFG STUPID Autocorrect)..umm.. how did I miss this!? Idk sIs? Oh HaY lAsT tImE I SaW You I fOrGoT to AsK yOur NaMe?!..oh my name is y/n! *le time skip* Hahahaha....omg that's funny gamzee! Hehe yeah I know! You know you don't need to call me by my full name! Just call me gam!? Hehe OK!...well gam I got to go so byee~ see you later sis!

Karkat~ I wonder what y/n doing right now?? OH well I'm just looking for more people to Rob! . . . WHAT THE FUCK!!!! WHY ARE YOU IN A BLOODY TREE AGAIN??!! Idk?? Just looking around for more people to rob also I thought you might be back here and why do you talk to yourself out loud??...why do you rob people?!... W-well..i-i.... Oh sorry I just was wondering!? No its OK...umm so do you want to text sometime or what?...yeah! Here's my phone number!?! Thx!! Well text you later!! Bye.. Bye!

Sollux~
*ring*....*ring*....*RING BICH*...ugh! HELLO!...umm is this y/n?? Yes who are you?!?... Its me zollux!?..........sollux? SOLLUX!! OMFG IM SORRY!!!...No its ok...so do you want to hang out sometime? . . . sure? Umm how did you get my phone number? OH I just hacked your friends phone I got your phone number!!............huh.......well see you later I guess?!... Yeah see you!... *le time skip* Sup sollux!.. Hii! So how do you put on a comdom?....WHAT!?!!!!....hahahaha.....Jk....your face thorough!... Fvck you.... For the rest of the day you and Sollux hanged out and did pretty much random stuff you guys did run into Karkat and his friend...

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Sooooooooooooooooooooo.......hi! Yeah I died trying to make this chapter!....yeah....byee!