Aries - I do not control the speed at which lobsters die!
Taurus - So that's why that's been happening! I thought it was puberty.
Gemini - I wouldn't want that phone back if I was dying on the kitchen floor.
Cancer - HUG ME, BROTHA
Leo - Pip pip da doodly doo!
Virgo - You calllin' me a liar?
Libra - Drake Parker, I love you like the son I never had.
Scorpio - Oh, they're going to carve me up like a Christmas ham!
Sagittarius - Well I ain't callin' you a truther!
Capricorn - What kind of help are you going to bring back, a dive team to locate my corpse?
Aquarius - Santa's not looking for a relationship right now
Pisces - Come on, Dora, you're the one with the map, don't ask me!
