Levi, i dare you to prank the survey corps about you running away with Eren using Hanji
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Levi: Hanji come here for free titan semen!
Hanji: ERENS DONATING!?
Levi: ... Sorry i ate it all
Eren: wait..
Hanji: Dammit!
Levi: *intense whispering to Hanji about the plan exchange for more titan semen*
Hanji: YES! GIMME EXTRA AND I WILL CRY!
Levi: done *peers to Eren pervertedly*
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Hanji: *sniff* T-They ran away together!! *falls to knees dramatically*
Erwin: FIND THEM! *dramatic*
Hanji: Titan semen... Titan semen..
The rest of the survey corps: Wtf why is she chanting that..
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Eren: *hiding under Levis desk*
Levi: *hiding under his desk wondering if he should get working on the titan semen*
*Wild door slamming*
Erwin: LEVI WHERE ARE YOU!?
*Wild door slamming*
Levi: Wtf he doesnt even look around dumbass
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*Two days later where everyone believes they ran away while they have just been in Levis room the whole time*
Levi: *Gives Hanji the titan semen and more to keep it a secret still*
Hanji: K!
Eren: *passed out on bed naked*
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Eren: *shifted into a Titan outside the wall just before an expedition starts*
Levi: *On Erens shoulder like a badass*
*gates open*
Erwin: Levi your back!
Levi: you're*
Titan Eren: *facepalm*
*awkward silence*
Hanji: *runs inbetween everyone* TITAN SEMEN TITAN SEMEN
Titan Eren: *facepalm through face*
Levi: lets just run away..
Titan Eren: K *runs off*
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Erwin: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!?!?!?
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