Ask Ereri

Prank

Levi, i dare you to prank the survey corps about you running away with Eren using Hanji

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Levi: Hanji come here for free titan semen!

Hanji: ERENS DONATING!?

Levi: ... Sorry i ate it all

Eren: wait..

Hanji: Dammit!

Levi: *intense whispering to Hanji about the plan exchange for more titan semen*

Hanji: YES! GIMME EXTRA AND I WILL CRY!

Levi: done *peers to Eren pervertedly*

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Hanji: *sniff* T-They ran away together!! *falls to knees dramatically*

Erwin: FIND THEM! *dramatic*

Hanji: Titan semen... Titan semen..

The rest of the survey corps: Wtf why is she chanting that..

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Eren: *hiding under Levis desk*

Levi: *hiding under his desk wondering if he should get working on the titan semen*

*Wild door slamming*

Erwin: LEVI WHERE ARE YOU!?

*Wild door slamming*

Levi: Wtf he doesnt even look around dumbass

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*Two days later where everyone believes they ran away while they have just been in Levis room the whole time*

Levi: *Gives Hanji the titan semen and more to keep it a secret still*

Hanji: K!

Eren: *passed out on bed naked*

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Eren: *shifted into a Titan outside the wall just before an expedition starts*

Levi: *On Erens shoulder like a badass*

*gates open*

Erwin: Levi your back!

Levi: you're*

Titan Eren: *facepalm*

*awkward silence*

Hanji: *runs inbetween everyone* TITAN SEMEN TITAN SEMEN

Titan Eren: *facepalm through face*

Levi: lets just run away..

Titan Eren: K *runs off*

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Erwin: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!?!?!?