Vas' Hapenin Babes! This Is My First LONG Niall FanFiction. Its... Diffrent From Some Romantic Nialler Stories Because Niall Is A Total Asswhipe And Not To 'Romantic' When It Comes To Girls. Plus He Pretty Much Hates His 'Brothers', But I Dont Wanna Give Away TO Much Of The Story ;). So I Hope You Enjoy! Leave Comments And Vote! Love You Guys!
Niall's POV-
I sat in the princables office, waiting for him to enter the room. It was quite funny how I got here. I mean, it honestly isnt my fault the hottest teacher in school, Ms. Flack, wants to fuck me. I was pretty much making her wish come true untill Mr. dick head decided to ruin all the fun. I got as far as having her in nothin but a green thong. Of corse... My favroite color. I sat there thinking of all the dirty things I could of done to that woman.
As the princable walked in, AKA Mr. Dick Head, my thought quickly vanished. I cant get horny while thinking of a head to toe sexy lady while looking at a ugly ass, old, man who clearly, like to interupt two sexy people having sex.
As he sat down in his rolling chair, he sighed and pointed his finger up and down at me.
"What... Is wrong with you?" He spoke.
''Im... just different.'' I said, chuckling a little. He chuckled and said,''This, is not different,'' He pointed up and down at me again. ''This, is insane!''
"No. Its really not. It's me... Being different and me craving to have his dick in someone. All teenage lads are like this.'' I smirked.
This guy just didn't understand, all he was doing was boring the shit out of me, not interesting me at all.
''Look, can I just go back to class?''
"Why?! So you can go have sex with Ms. Flack again?!"
"Uhh, sence you asked... Yeah. Sounds great to me. Plus it seemed like she was enjoying it."
''No!'' He said, raising his voice. ''Your staying here! And Thats Final!!''
This guys' got some balls to talk to me like that, but then again... No one talks to me like that without getting the shit beaten out of them. Anger quickly flowed through my body as I got up, slammed my hands on the table, and shouted, ''Dont You Dare Yell At Me Like Im So Little Boy! I Might Not Be A Fucking Prick Ass Principal Who Just So Happens To Enjoy Ruining Sex When Its In Progress, But I'm Damn Sure Not An Irish Man Who Will Take Shit From An Old Man! So I Sujest You Lower Your Fuckin Volume Before I Lower It For You!''
There a long pause, I could tell he was speechless, which made me quite satisfied, so I sat back down.
''Get out...'' He muttered, breaking the scilence.
''Ive been waiting for that ever sence you brought your ass in here.'' As I went to walk away, He said, ''Oh No. Not just out of my office, but Out of my school, and off my property! For three months!!!'' He shouted.
''Uhh, alright. Bye. See you in three months. Just dont be suprised when I come back and give your ass a beat down for raising your voice at me. Me and a couple of my jail buddies would love to fix that yelling problem you got goin on. '' I said, keeping a straight face. When I walked out, I felt pretty good. I was surpised he didnt call the cops on me yet. But I really dont give a shit. As I walked down the hall, going back to the janitors closet to finish what I left off, I spotted the doushe bag crew, Mark, Ryan, and Jason all leaning on some lockers.
''What a punk!'' Jason said.
''Loser!!'' Ryan added.
'' Well look who it is. The cunt bag, Niall James Horan.'' Mark laughed as he crossed his arms.
A cunt bag... Oh hell no. I sarcasticly laughed with him then said, '' Cunt bag... Thats a good one. Who gave you that idea, these fucking idiots?'' "No, your ma'ma did last night when I was fuckin her brains out." He smiled as the other boys laughed. "Funny, here. I got a joke for you to." I smirked, just before punching him right in the face. He held his cheek with his hand looked at me with a mortified expression. "Wanna hear another?" I smiled devilishly. As he went to strike, I grabed his arm and swisted in behind his back, making him face his stupid friends. "If you move ill break his arm." They were quick to frezee. I chuckled. "Lunch money... Now!" I demamded. They rushed their hands into their pockets. Both dorks handed me twenty dollors.
"You to you cunt." I whispered in his ear. He quickly dug his left hand in both pocket and gave me two twenty and a fifty. "Lovely." I said, tossig him with his other friends. ''Get out of my sight!'' I shouted. None of them said a word. All they did was listen to what I had told them to do. ''That's right you runts! Run while you still have you pathetic lives to live and be thankful I didnt take them away!!'' I shouted. My irish voice rang through out the hallls.
Soon enough, Mr. Derick, Again, Mr. Dick head, came out and had the Dean report me out, runing all the fun.
''Finally! I got what I wanted!'' I said as I got thrown down to my knees.
As I began to walked home... my day just got better. Note the sarcasim.
''Really rain! Ugh! God, why do you hate me!?''
So, doing the only thing I had to do, not being able to avoide it, was to walk home and hear my mum bitch about me getting suspended and having to move to a whole new school.... again. Just great... just Fuckin great!! But I had it comming. Maybe this time she wont be a fuckin idiot and send me to a diffrent school, but she'll started to home school me... But I'll just have to see know wont I...
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