DISCLAIMER: This is based off the book, "The Hunger Games", by Suzanne Collins. All rights go to her.
1. Tell him that Katniss ran away with Gale
2. Tell him that Katniss is in love with Haymitch
3. Put pebbles in his bread
4. Ask him why it took so long for him to get in Katniss's pants
5. Hop around on one leg and yell,"look at me, I'm peeta."
6. Call him the boy on fire
7. Make him a shirt that says "Team Gale"
8. Ask him to reenact the Hunger Games
9. Ask him if he's "Team Gale"
10. Get drunk with Haymitch
11. Get Katniss drunk...again
12. Kidnap Katniss
13. Call him an orphan
14. Continually remind him of the time he almost killed katniss
15. Throw bags of flour at him
16. Pretend you're in the hunger games and keep stalking him
17. Show him clips of the Hunger games
18. Tell him you wish that Cato was the victor
19. Tell him that he would have died if it weren't for Katniss
20. Yell, "GET A ROOM!" every time he talks to Katniss
