*Me crying*
Random Person : What's wrong? Why are you crying? You can tell me.
Me : Long story short. I'm a DIRECTIONER.
Random person : *mentally stabs me with a sword*
Long story short
*Me crying*
Random Person : What's wrong? Why are you crying? You can tell me.
Me : Long story short. I'm a DIRECTIONER.
Random person : *mentally stabs me with a sword*