When Fandoms Collide

Baka and Test

Willow (me, and I'm writing in 3d person) ran through the school, giggiling furiously, and arms extended out like a bird. Her eyes were wide and bloodshot after pulling three all-nighters for no real reason but to satisfy her fan girl needs. Which really never ended.

 As she ran down the halls she could tell when she got closer to class F. The floorboards started to creak and the appearance of the rooms and halls were more and more run down. Finally, when the class F sign came into view her eyes grew wider and wider. She was practically screaming with happiness. 

 Her outfit thankfully matched the uinforms of all the girls at the school, so she blended in rather well, all but her ratty hair and appearance. Like she had been sleeping in that outfit for weeks. (when in reality she was so happy about it that she rolled around on the ground and got it covered in dirt. She was outside the school when she found she was wearing it and not her usual pjs.)

 She threw open the door and ran inside and over to the group she recognized and was the most fond of. 

 Hideyoshi was the first person she ran to. Willow practically fell on him, she was taller, and no doubt a slight bit heavier, but she was so overcome with happiness that she had no other thoughts in her brain but 'SENPAI! SSSEEEEENNNNNPPPPPAAAAAIIIIIII!!!!!!!' and 'so KAWAII!'

 "Hideyoshi, do you know this girl?" Yoshi asked.

 Willow had buired her face in his shirt and was breathing him in. Then she looked at his face and screamed

"You look so much cuter in person." She whispered, face full of wonder, eyes like stars.

 "No, I don't know her." He flinched away and tried to pry her off of him.

 She stepped back and quickly brushed herself off, "Hello, my name is Willow Quinn and I love each and every one of you. The girls a little less. And Yujii a little less. Kouta, I think you're my role model. Minime, you should just confess your love to Himeji and get things over with-"

She looked horrified, and quickly tried to stop her from speaking, "I am NOT in love with Himeji!"

 "Oh, of course you're not, its not cannon. But it is in my braaaaiiiinnnnn. And in some fanfictions I've read but we shouldn't get into that." Willow giggled creepily, "Also, Yujii, you should just get with Shoko already. There is literally no getting out of it. Hehe....he...."

 Willow giggle again before continuting, "Also, Hideyoshi, I'm going to marry you and we will have cute babies. Sorry, I'm a little sleep deprived, and I think my heart is going to explode."

 Everyone looked at her like she was crazy, which she really was. Except Kouta, who was trying to snap a pic of her panties. Hideyoshi inched closer towards the door, "I just remembered, the Drama Club needs me..I think I left my nurse outfit there anyways...."

 "Oh no you don't" Her voice was like ice, and it froze him in his tracks. His face was full of confusion.

 She ran and grabbed him by the waist, and threw him over her shoulder, "Oh Hideyoshi!" She blushed. "You're coming with me. I'm going to put you in my room, and keep you in a case, and love you forever. Don't worry though, another copy of you will still be in this show. I'm just taking you from a certain frame of time. The viewers will only be confused for a few seconds. And think of the good things. You'll be with me forever!"

 Yujii stood up, "I really think you should just put him down and-"

 WIllow looked back at him slowly, eyes shooting daggers, "What did you say, my dear Yujii?"

 He flinched back.

 Hideyoshi squirmed in her arms and hit her back with his balled up fists, "Hey! Let me go!"

 "Shh, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Shh." She said, spit flying.

 "I'll return later for a copy of Hideyoshi in a skirt! See ya!" Willow winked and ran out of the room, everyone stared at her in confusion, but would soon move on in the episode and a Hideyoshi copy would show up in another frame. She had just paused the whole show and took out one in that frame of reference. It all works out in the end.

 (Just so you know, for my own amusement, the characters she takes out of the shows are the same size they appear on the screen. So when she returned to the real world he could fit in the palm of her hand. But she doesn't always take hostages, and they eventually return to their show after a day. Its a little confusing, but she isn't heartless. They forget about her anyways. Or at least until she returns, and then they remember EVERYTHING!)

"I already have a jar made for you, my special little Hideyoshi!." She squealed and put him inside of it.

 "Let me go!"

 "You know, you are the cutest character ever. I wonder, could you fit in barbie doll clothes? That would be so kawaii!"

 Hideyoshi looked up at the large girl in terror, and shakily responded, "I'd rather not."

 He looked outside of the jar and saw her room, it was a complete Otaku hell. And he knew just what he could expect from that crazy woman. 

 This was just one of many visits she had gone on into other anime she loved.