One
Ron: *in a crowd* where did Hermione go?
Ron: *using wand as megaphone* Wingardium Leviosar
Hermione: IT'S LEVIOSA
Ron:Found her
Two
What people think Sltherins are like: lol
Hufflepuffs suck what a bunch of losers lmfao
What Sltherins are actually like:
If you hurt my cinnamon roll Hufflepuff
Friends I will literally come for you in the
Night and suck your blood
Three
Prim has a blast in mockingjay
Tobias
Books are a uniquely portable magic
-Stephan King
Five
Pansycake: you fight like a girl
Me: thanks
Tris
Leaving us with Eric is like hiring a babysitter who
Spends his time sharpening knives.
