The Roll Call Song

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  Hello Class, My name is Ms.WiggleBottom,  and I will be taking roll today. (AHEM) Issa  Twaimz. (Here!) Gertrude, Patricia, Tony (I'm here, hello!), The gang's all here for today's class, the Roll Call Song.

 ShaBooya-Sha-Sha-ShaBooya Roll Call! ShaBooya-Sha-Sha-ShaBooya Roll Call! ShaBooya-Sha-Sha-ShaBooya Roll Call! ShaBooya-Sha-Sha-ShaBooya Roll Call!

 My name is Issa (yeah) But you can call me Twaimz And i'm the ba-a-addest Bitch so please don't get in my way and you can stare all you want (News Flash!) pictures last longer hey, you want to play a game of who's eyebrows are stronger (Yes, please!)

 L-L-A-M-A That's me. wanna get with me, no thanks i'll pass. Got two new friends full of sass. Wanna talk shit they'll kick your ass. Gay or straight i'll fly first class and hold your grudge and please just judge cause Hush hush hush, blush blush blush, i am now my big fat crush!

 ShaBooya-Sha-Sha-ShaBooya Roll Call! ShaBooya-Sha-Sha-ShaBooya Roll Call! ShaBooya-Sha-Sha-ShaBooya Roll Call! ShaBooya-Sha-Sha-ShaBooya Roll Call!

 My name is Gertrude (yeah)And i don't mean to be rude (nuh-uh) But I'm the hottest horse and i got an attitude (oops)and all these horses hate while i eat my hay but its okay, your ugly now watch me gallop away.

 My name is Patricia (yeah) And i don't need no Mr. because i got my best friend Gertrude (yeah)and she's my sister (thats true)

 I'm Bad Bitch one She's Bad Bitch two don't forget Twaimz he's number 3. i'm a unicorn i'll take your throne Wanna meet our dad? he's number four. do some math put us together Gertrude+Patricia We're hot in everything you're not #Gertricia

 ShaBooya-Sha-Sha-ShaBooya Roll Call! ShaBooya-Sha-Sha-ShaBooya Roll Call! ShaBooya-Sha-Sha-ShaBooya Roll Call! ShaBooya-Sha-Sha-ShaBooya Roll Call!

 My name is Tony (yeah) and i'm the father of Twaimz (hey) i'm better than the Kardashians because they are lame don't play games (no) i watch arabic TV. (uh-huh) I put you on pause (on pause) and put me on repeat T-O-N-Y Tony Tony i'm a hot dad with a pony pony They think i'm fake I'm not a phony I'm the one who wears my trophy. I'm so stunning on my own i might as well have my own song. Happy Tony, Sad Tony, Mentally disturbed Tony.Roll Call!

 Issa Twaimz G and P the one and only Tony and if you seem to disagree then stop, don't talk to me. And if your not a wannabe Then prove them wrong sing along to the Roll-Call-Song! ShaBooya-Sha-Sha-ShaBooya Roll Call!

 ShaBooya-Sha-Sha-ShaBooya Roll Call! ShaBooya-Sha-Sha-ShaBooya Roll Call! ShaBooya-Sha-Sha-ShaBooya Roll Call!  

Hope these lyrics are right.




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