Goku Gets Pregnant

chpter 3: Prince of icecream

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Vegeta's POV.~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Alright Kakkarot, get your lazy ass up. We need to go over a few things." I say as I smack him on the butt. He groans, and doesn't move.

"Just a bit longer Vegeh..." He yawned as he said this to me. If he doesn't get up in the next second I'm gonna throw a ki ball. He isn't moving... I get one ready and I'm ready to throw it when Goku jumps up, startling me, and runs to the bathroom. I hear him vomiting; I walk towards the bathroom doors, and open them slightly. I walk to Kakkarot and rub his back as he throws up into the toilet bowl.

"I told you... We needed to go over a couple things. Strange though, you shouldn't of had started this until tomorrow." He grunts, continuing to spew into the bowl. When he finished I flush the toilet for him and set him on top of the seat after closing the lid. I handed him a cup of water and a towel.

"Now, Kakkarot when you are done in here, meet me out in the kitchen..." I smirk. "For breakfast." He looks like he's going to be sick again. I walk out and leave my koi there to clean himself.

When he finally does come down, I am sitting in one of the chairs eating a large bowl of soup.

"Soup?" He asks me as I look up at him. "Yes, baka, soup. Just in the mood for some bean and bacon." I nod. I stick a saltine cracker into my soup and eat it after I soak it. After I sip the rest down I wipe my mouth with the napkin and throw it in the trash, I set my bowl on top of the counter.

"Now, Kakkarot, are you going to listen now?" I ask him as he glares at me. "What's that look for?" He just shrugs at me. 'Oh great... he is already having mood swings...' I think to myself as he takes a seat across from me staring at me.

" Well?!" He asks me a bit irritated.

" Kakkarot! Calm yourself! I swear you're worse than that stupid woman when she went through this with Trunks and Bra!" I snap at him. 'oops.' I mentally smack myself as he starts to get even more irritated. I sigh. I walk over to him and grab his hand, and lead him over to the couch in the living room. He sits there with his arms crossed over his chest.

"Listen..." I stroke his leg with my tail. " Saiyan pregnancies last for only about 4 months. He gawks at me. 'that got his attention.' "And well, you might have the brat in less than that. You're moving along pretty quickly." He stares at me.

"How are they going to get the baby out?" He asks me curious.

"There gonna cut you open and take it out how else?" I raise a brow. "Your not a woman Kakkarot, if you were thinking about that way...Kami, I will never go through THAT again." I think about what I had to go through when Bulma was giving birth... twice... He blushes a bit embarrassed. "oh..." he says to me diverting his eyes.

I go about 10 more minutes about the Saiyan pregnancy and stuff. When he is finally done asking questions he screams. I jump up off the couch and stare at him. "What was that for Kakkarot!?" I grab his shoulders.

" I want some ICE CREAM NOW!" he partly screams at me, and I fall over at his stupid reason. " YOU SCREAMED BECAUSE YOU WANT ICECREAM!?" I scream back at him.

"YES!" He screams again. Damnit... "Then get your fat ass up and get your coat... We'll go buy some. "I look at him strangely when he stars sniffling. "What is your damn problem now?!" I ask irritated. 'Why is the damn pregnancy moving along so fast?!'

" YOU THINK MY BUTT HIS FAT!" he screamed at me again and grabbed the arm chair and stared crying into it. I stare at him. ' I'm going to go crazy... This... This, GEEZ!' I walk over to him and rub his back. "Kakkarot" I say gently not wanting him to get upset anymore. " Your butt isn't fat, your butt is..." I think of the word to say, when I remember Bulma saying to me once my butt looked cute. " Cute..." 'Wait... CUTE? DID I SAY THAT? WOMEN SAY CUTE! NOT SAIYAN MEN!' He stops crying and looks at me and grabs my shoulders roughly, startling me.

" YOU REALLY THINK MY BUTT IS CUTE VEGETA!" he screams at me again, happily this time. ' NO! I DIDN'T SAY THAT! NO! IM DOOMEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!' He hugs me tightly, squeezing the life out of me... literally. 'cant breathe...' I meant to say that out loud. 'Damnit, I'm going to die, from him hugging me! And my last words would be 'your butt isn't fat, your butt is cute.' 'K-Kakka-" All of a sudden he grabs me and swings me over his shoulder.

" Ice cream!" He chirps and carries me all the way.

We finally arrive at the super market. He grabs a cart and tells me to grab a cart. We first head towards the ice cream section. He looks at all the different flavors and it looks as if he is going to start drooling- spoke to soon.

"Kakkarot! Stop your damn drooling!" I yell at him as he grabs a couple of different flavors and loads them in the cart. He grabs one of them and opens it. I stare at him and give him a dirty look. " Don't even..." He pouts at me and I shake my head.

" But Geta, I need some ice cream! Need it now!" He stares at me; he moves to put a finger in the cool looking green ice cream. " KAKKAROT!" I scream at him and snatch the ice cream and put the lid back on. He glares at me and his ki starts to shoot up.

"DAMNIT VEGETA! WHY CANT I EVER HAVE ANYTHING GOOD TO EAT! ALL YOU DO IS TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T HAVE! I WANT SOME ICE CREAM! BUT NO! THE GREAT SAIYAN PRINCE DOESN'T WANT ME TO HAVE ICE CREAM BECAUSE HE WANTS IT ALL TO HIMSELF! YOU WERE PLANNING ON EATING ALL THE ICE CREAM WERNT YOU VEGETA! I KNOW YOU!" he gives me an evil eye as I stare at him dumbfounded. Many people are staring at us now... " YOU CANT SETTLE WITH ONLY BEING THE PRINCE OF THE SAIYANS! YOU WANT TO BE PRINCE OF THE ICE CREAM TOO DON'T YOU! AND THEN YOUR GONNA RUB IT IN MY FACE! AND STEAL ALL THE ICE CREAM IN THE WORLD! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO GIVE SANTA WHEN HE COMES HMM VEGETA?! SANTA NEEDS ICE CREAM TOO! IF HE DOESN'T GET HIS ICE CREAM HE ISNT GOING TO GIVE US ANY PRESANTS! AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT! YOU WILL LAUGH AT US ALL!" He continues to scream.

"Kakkarot... that's cookies... Cookies, not ice cream..." I smack myself in the head at his stupidity... I shouldn't of had said anything.

" ooooooooh, so you think your smarter than me now? OOOH IM THE SAIYAN PRINCE AND I KNOW EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING! IM THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE!" He trys and imitates my voice and crosses his arms over his chest as he is saying this. More people start to come and watch.

" YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE COUCH NOW MR.! NO MORE BED, AND NO MORE SEX UNTIL I BECOME THE PRINCE OF ICE CREAM AND YOU ARNT! NOT UNTIL I GET MY ICE CREAM!" he screams at me.

" KAKKAROT STOP BEING A FOOL! GRAB YOUR DAMN ICE CREAM, AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT AND LETS GO HOME!" I scream at him. The store manager walk over to me and I try and explain to him that he has been drugged or been drinking a bit to much, what am I suppose to tell him? 'Kakkarot is pregnant and he is having mood swings!' riiight... The manger lets us take the ice cream in our cart for free if I get Kakkarot to leave. He walks away and I walk up to Kakkarot with a scowl on my face.

" Kakkarot... Go home... Go home, take the ice cream, eat it all if you want, ill be back in one hour, im going to shop for more food, but u need to go home, ok?" He glares at me and nods picking up the kart full of ice cream.

" One hour!" he screams at me before taking flight home. I sigh... this is going to be one loooooooooong 4 months...

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