One day Dan was horny and had cheeky bum secks with Phil.
the next day they had a baby and named it Dil
Phil died from laughing at Dil
Dan got married to his cousin
they had 7 children
and Dan died whilst giving birth to the 8th child.
his name was PHILS MUM
THE END
A/N
SOMEONE PLEASE STOP ME I NEED HELP xD
