Life In The Sky Offices

Baby Mason Pranks

Adam POV
I woke up in the morning with the sun shining in my face and I looked out into the beautiful lake outside my window. Wait no that's to perfect let me fix this. I woke up on a nice morning with Alesa sleeping next to me and Mason in his crib snoring lightly.
"Bye babe love you." I said to Alesa.
"Bye.." Alesa said sleepishly. Mason woke up and started crying.
"What's wrong Mason?" I said in a baby voice and picked him up then he stopped crying. I kisses him on the forehead and grabbed Alesas diaper bag and walked past the kitchen into the garage. I buckled Mason up and hopped it the car. With magical story telling dust I can make time go by quick and I appear at the door of the offices. I opened up the door holding Mason in my hand and yelled "Dj baby Mason in the house yo!" Mason laughed and I walked over by Barney's office.
"Look at the babys Mason!" Barney yelled as we walked by.
"Ross I brought Mason with me do you want to hold him?" I asked Ross.
"No I might drop him." Ross says as he hides under his desk.
"Okay den." I say in response to Rosses weirdness I meant Rossomness. I walk out of Ross's office to my car I have the perfect prank. I fill up three tin containers with blood. No its whipped cream I put some on Masons nose and mine as I try to lick it off and Mason wipes it off his nose I see Jess pull in the office. "Hide!" I whisper to Mason what am I doing the baby can't understand. I crouch down in the back of the car hoping Jess can't see me. The position was uncomfortable but it would spoil the plan if she saw me. I peak my head up just a little bit and see Jess walked into the offices.
"That's a relief. Woo Mason we did it!" I whispered and climbed out of the car. I walked around the back entrance if the building to sneak in. It was the perfect plan I'm gonna run into Barney ,Jin, and Ross's offices and put the container of whipped cream on their head. I struggle opening the door with Mason and the cream in my hands. Jess then walks to the door.
"Jess can you help me out !" I yelled.
"Yea sure." Jess says as she opens the door I try to walk in but she is blocking me.
"Jess what are you doing?" I say trying to get around her.
"I think the question is what are you doing?" Jess asks crossing her arms.
"Okay don't tell the guys but I'm doing a prank on-" I say but I was interrupted by Jess yelling,
"Oh guys Adam here is trying to do a prank on you!"
"Jess be quiet!" I yell at her.
"Oh you mean like this, GUYS ADAM IS DOING A PRANK ON YOU! PRANK ALERT PRANK ALERT WOOP WOOP WOOP! SOMEBODY CALL THE PRANKULANCE!" Jess yells.
"Jessica!" I yell as she giggles but she won't be giggling for long. I take the pies and throw them at Jess smothering her in whipped cream.
"ADAMM!!!" Jess yells chasing me out the door.
"Wheezy!" I yelled and ran for my life I then hopped in my car and locked the door just in time.
"Ugh I'll get you back later dun dun duuunn." She says walking away.
"Say whheeezzyy Mason come on you can do it." I tell Mason in a baby voice.
"Goop." Mason says giggling.
I carry Mason inside wait what am I doing today oh a vlog no I should have recorded that. Darn oh well things are okay for now dun dun dunn.