Mac was a lonely man. He spent his days alone at his home. But onbne day he was buying a 12-pack of hammers when he saw a man. This man was Cheese. Mac said to Cheese " Hi."
There was no response from Cheese.
Mac was about to give up but he didn't. Mac said it again "M This time Cheese herd him and replied with a friendly "Hi!"
"I'm Mac," he said "who are you?"
"I'm Cheese, nice to meet you!"
They shook hands and started to walk together. Mac and Cheese became best friends for life. They moved in together and spent time with one another all the time. Mac got married to a beautiful piece of spaghetti named Sara, and Cheese got married to a lovely slice of cheesecake named Steve ( yeah Cheese is gay!! You got a problem with that!?!?) Mac and Cheese where friends until Mac was killed by a gypsy . This devastated Cheese. Cheese, unable to go on with out his best friend, killed himself by giving himself two billion paper cuts.
