Posted on February 28
Hello wonderful people! So I know that it's weird for me to have two posts in one week but this one was very important and related to my last post. Hence this is post 2.5.
Okay, so I was pretty sure that my week couldn't get any worse, but let me tell you, I think it really did. So divorce papers on Valentine's day was pretty bad, but when you find out your husband's cheating on you with your boss, that just takes the cake.
This morning, I was stuck picking up my car from the shop, you know, because of the flat tire. Anyways, I got to the shop in the morning, and since triple A still refuses to acknowledge my membership, I had to go to this dingy auto repair shop, run by a man in greasy blue overalls, a missing tooth, and way too much facial hair.
So I'm waiting for the car, sitting on the edge of the practically broken plastic chairs in the so-called "waiting room," when a strangely familiar car pulls up, a black corvette. Out of the passenger seat steps a woman in a short black pencil skirt, red lipstick, and a blond bun, also known as my boss. Yikes! She stuck out like a sore thumb, almost as if Kate Upton herself walked into "Phil's Auto Repair and More." Now even though we weren't particularly close, I'm pretty sure Carol Harding of Harding Publishing knew my name at least, considering the fact that I spend all day in the lobby answering her phone calls.
So as I was about to suck up to my boss (don't judge me, I know a lot of y'all do it too), guess who steps out of the drivers side... Yup, you guessed it. My husband (yes we are still married, I haven't signed on the x's yet). Jerkface walked over to her, and the swift kiss he planted on her cheek was enough proof of his new "cheater" title. I'm sure many people wonder what someone should do when faced with a situation like this: one could confront him, tell her boss about it, or get revenge, the most probable responses. You want to know what I did? I ran as far as I could in the opposite direction and hoped to God that they didn't see me.
Song of the day: "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
