Over thinking it (Phan)

2. Buffy Marathons

Dan stepped onto the tube and found a vacant spot. His mind was boggled. One second this woman was bawling her eyes out and as soon as she found out that Dan was there practically sprinted away like he was Hitler or Sam Pepper.

(And yes comparing Sam pepper to Hitler is a very fair comparison!)

He tried not to overanalyse the situation to much, he pulled out his phone and opened Twitter.
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Dan pushed the key into his apartment door, twisted it and pushed it open, he was greeted with the smell of popcorn.
"PHILLL Did you cook popcorn?!" Dan yelled though the apartment.
Silence.
As Dan entered the lounge he saw the most adorable sight possible, Phil had fallen asleep on the couch, and not to his surprise there was popcorn and Buffy involved.
Phil must have been having a Buffy marathon again. Just as Dan was creepily looking at Phil he turned over and rubbed his crusty eyes.
"Ugh I fell asleep with my contacts in!" He yelled annoyed and in pain. He stood up and was face to face with Dan 
"Oh hey Dan!, you gave me a fright, how long have you been home?" He said as he jumped back not expecting Dan to be standing literally a meter away from his face.
"Oh- I uh, just got home then, I have to tell you what happened, it was so strange but yet I still feel sorry for her.." Quickly making Phil forget about Dan watching him sleep.
"Who are you talking about? What happened?"
So I was walking to the tube and this woman was wearing one of our sweaters and bawling her eyes out, so I questioned what was wrong with her and-" Dan continued on with the story of the girl as Phil stayed very intrigued thought out the entire story.
"What was her name?" He questioned.
"She didn't tell me, but-" Dan was cut off by Phil asking him more questions.
"What colour was her hair?, What type of phone did she have?, What did her voice sound like?" Phil bombarded Dan with Questions.
"I don't know, blonde I guess, she had a 6s, why does any of this matter?? Does Philly have a crush?" Dan teased.
"Ugh you know what your no help!" Phil stormed off followed by a slam of his bedroom door.
That was the second time Dan was left speechless and confused today, and it was only half twelve.

A/N I'm so glad that you guys like the story! Sorry for the late update, tbh I was just too lazy to edit it. It won't be edited properly so sorry for any typos. Also it's 12:10 am it's officially Phil Lester's birthday!!! MY SON IS 29 WTF
Love you snowflakes xx