Justin beiber is jelpop about 1D and all you BB fans FLUCK U XDD
*Spoiler alert!* JB FALLS DOWN DE STAIRS AND DIES LOL*
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chappy 1 :a funny fan fiction that doesnt make any sence of what were doing here 2
Once upon a time..
there was a assassin named Britney Hamlton, her boss came in and said "Britney, a superstar wants us to kill 1D" then Britney said "What superstar wants us to kill 1D?" then the boss says "Justin BEiBer" then Britney said "PPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHSSSSSSPPPPPTTTTTHHHH, that's not even a superstar, hes just a fucking Canadian kid who just made some Yewtubeee videos.." and ze bawss said "I know, that faggot is a little sh!t, but anyways.. he's here and wants to talk to you" *SPOILER ALERT, in dis story JB is gay :D im sorry back to de story* and JB says "Hayyyy, im Justin BEibER and I want 1D dead because they stole my fame, even though im not even a real super star and people write my own songs :D oh sorry I went off topic :D but I want 1D dead, can you do it?" and THEEEEENNNNN Britney says "no..."
THEEE END :D
HAHAHAHAHA just screwing with you! you think i'll get you off that easy?!!
SHE SAID YES DUMMY :D
"Yes" Britney said and then JB said "Cool, then ill give you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a million dollars :D" then the bawwwss comes in and said "Heres a plane ticket to *Wait let meh pick a place* Alaska :D TEHE" then Britney says "Whats up with the 'TEHE' part at the end part bawss?" and ze BAWSS says "Ohhh hehehe nothing, I just thought of something hilarious and I don't think you want to here it as this story is funny alreghty :D TEHE >:)" then Britney says "SEE DER you did it agaiiiiiinnnnnn :D"
Ok 3 days later because I was a little lost and didn't know what to say >:D
So britanyy is in Alaska or somewhere out there :P
so now she in de hotel where 1D is (ikr weird) 'theres a hotel in alazka?' I know weird right? and then someone came out of the elevator, guess who it was.. Go on... say it... I leave a space here for you... Oh yeah I forgot, you guys cant write on here when I post it. it was Zayn, mind blowing right? so then Britney says "OHMEHHGAWDDDD Dats Zayn! isn't he a terrorist?" oh I don't mean it Zayn, I know you aint no terrorist :D then Zayn goes to the washroom downstairs, don't ask me why he was going downstairs, Im pretty sure there was a washroom in his room..
Chapter 1 done :D
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