A/N: So, I decided that for every five chapters, I will be doing the fifth from Jack's POV, just to change things up a little and to see things from his prospective. The next chapter from his POV will be chapter 10 and so on... Enjoy! This chapter should be a good one!
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Jack Gilinsky
Believe it or not, I'd woken up in many different places, in many different compromising positions. But never sharing a sleeping bag with a hot girl- who incidentally had given me a boner.
By doing absolutely nothing.
Although, I vividly remembered the dream that I'd had about Effie, and that might have had something to do with Jack Junior getting a little bit too excited.
Why couldn't I just be normal for one weekend and not dream about having sex with someone?
As I lay awake staring at the blue roof of the tent, I felt Effie shuffle around before letting out an almost angelic sounding sigh.
How can a sigh sound angelic Jack? Don't be such a whipped little bitch.
She nuzzled her head into my chest, her blonde hair splayed out in all directions.
"Effie, are you awake?" I found myself asking for the second time on the camping trip.
Well, if she wasn't awake- she certainly would be after me talking to her.
Unless she was one of those deep-sleeper girls that had to be shaken violently in order to be woken up.
But she seemed to wake up pretty quickly when I was touching her face the morning before.
God, I sound like such a fucking freak.
She quickly swiped her tongue along her bottom lip, before slowly opening her eyes, staring at me with a somewhat bewildered expression in her bright blue eyes.
She smiled, briefly closing her eyes again, before shuffling around in the small sleeping bag, brushing her arm right against my 'excited' area.
Oh shit.
"Jack, what is that?" She questioned, rubbing her eyes lightly, her voice still
slightly hoarse.
"Oh, um...so, I'm really sorry, it's just that you kept moving and um--" I spoke, suddenly losing all ability to speak.
Seriously Gilinsky, get your shit together.
"Jack do you have a boner?" She whispered, biting her lower lip lightly, looking up at me through her lashes.
I really wished she hadn't had done that.
"Yeah." I spoke, pausing for a second, expecting to see a shocked or pissed off expression on her face, but noticing neither.
Effie Evans was the chillest girl I'd ever met.
"But you could get rid of it for me?"
And then came the pretend heaving and excessive coughing from the number 1 cockblock- also known as Jack Johnson.
"Guys I can hear you. Please shut up." He moaned.
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Condom ; j.g
Fanfiction"can help you with anything sir?" "yeah, i can't find my condom size on the shelves." "maybe they're in the back. i can go find them for you. what size do you want?" "extra large." DISCONTINUED
