I going to the mental hospital

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Me:Hello,doctor.

Doctor:Hello,Kina.So why are we here today?

Me:I'm in love-

Doctor:Ummm sorry? What?

Me:with a killer.

Doctor:wait,what?

Me:I in love with a killer

Doctor:*shiver* I-I-

Me:*show random picture of Oliver*

Doctor:O-oh.He's kinda cu-

Me:Mine BIT-

Doctor:NO BEFORE I GET THE SWEAR JAR

Me:0.0 S-SWEAR JAR?

Doctor:......Y-YEAHHHHH

Me:*lenny face* I STILL HATE YOU *get out*

Doctor:0.0

Me:BITCH bye!

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