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[Azure's POV]
The alarm clock blared, and I groaned. Today was the goddamn dreaded day. Why do I say this, you ask? No, it's not a monday. Its friday, friday, gotta get dow-.No it's Saturday. Today is the day I go to the One Direction concert. Don't get me wrong, I dont hate them. But when you mix the words 'Ocean' and 'One Direction' together, lets just say my best friend, Ocean, has a tiny reaction.
By 'tiny' I mean, she jumps around, screaming her head off. To add to that, she snogs Louis Tomlinsons poster's and wets herself. Then she starts screaming on how she wet herself, and she runs too the bathroom which is another thirty minutes of screaming and her being sexually frustrated.
It's her 18th birthday, and she made me pinky promise to go along to the One Direction concert, guess where? London.
Where was I again? oh yes, the annoying alarm clock. I half opened my eye, twitching it to get used to the daylight and glanced at the time. 4 am. I'm going to kill her, I thought, already thinking up plots in my head. Stabbing her with uncooked pasta and watching her bleed could be one.
My thoughts were interrupted by the door bell ringing. I dragged my foot off the soft, warm and inviting bed and onto the cold hard floor and opened my bedroom door tobe met by the sight of Ocean, fangirling.
Well, we live in a boardings school at Southend. Yes, we had our own seprerate room's because our parents are loaded. It's they're way of kindly saying to us "I'm sorry, but my business is more important than you." My dad and Ocean's dad are Members of Parliament. My mother is a film director and Ocean's is a designer.
Yada yada yada enough about that. "Hurry up already, we're late!" Ocean exclaimed. I rubbed my eye and replied, "I'm sorry that I dont go to sleep with my clothes on, unlike you." i quickly glanced at clock. "and its ten minutes past four!"
I got changed into a plain blue shirt with a white knitted crop top over it and denim jeans while Ocean did the Louis Tomlinson style with a red striped shirt and blue jeans with her sunglasses.
-at the concert-
[Ocean's POV]
The random girls screaming and jumping on us wasn't helping the fact that I coudn't stand up to see my beloved husband performing. Dont look at like that at me, imagine if you we're at your husbands wedding and your getting married and a slut says to your soon-to-be-husband "HAVE MY KIDS, LETS DO THE DIRTY LEWIS!"
Okay one, HIS NOT IS NOT LEWIS ITS LOUIS.LIKE THE FRENCH LOUIS. LOO-WEE.OKAY THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE LOO. WAIT.. ISN'T THAT HIS NICKNAME? I feel so sorry for you, Loo. Wee. Two, HE IS MY HUSBAND. NO YOU DONT HAVE THE RING NO I DO. Okay so I might have secretly made it with paper and glue..
They were singing 'I Would'. No, this favourite song, this slut over me can go give a blowjob to a knife. I threw her off me and smiled, while she gave me a dirty look. "What the hell, Ocean! How many times YOU CANT THROW SLUTS OVER YOUR BACK!" Azure yelled. I pouted "I'm sowwieee" and I put my hand over her mouth. "Shush, its Louis's part"
"And I can't compare to your boyfriend, he's got 27 tattoo's"
"I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OKAY. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF STARING AT YOUR PERFECT FACE AND DROOLING OVER YOUR PERFECTLY SCULTPED ASS MADE BY HARRY. LOOK SHUT UP EVEN GOD COUDN'T DO THAT TO YOUR ASS. ITS SO PERFECT. AND ONE, I HAVE NO BOYFRIEND. WHY MAY ASK? BECAUSE IM CRAZY... END OFF. IM TIRED OF BEING SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED WHEN I STARE AT YOUR SMIRK IN YOUR VIDEO'S. SO SHUT UP TATTOO'S CAN SUCK MY ASS LOUIS TOMLINSON." I yelled.
Silence filled the theatre and all the eyes were on me. "What." said Louis. "Drugs are bad for you" added Harry. "IM NOT DRUGS IM JUST SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED" I screamed. "By the way, I dont know her." Azure said, pointing to me. "HEY!" I replied. "THAT HURT. RIGHT HERE" I finished off, pointing to my heart.
Cue Niall to have a laughing fit. Perfect time Niall, Perfect time.
"IM TIRED TOO. I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER. NEVER SAY NEVER, NIALL, TELL HIM THAT I LOVE HIM" Azure screamed. "That felt good. contuine singing whatever you were singing" Azure said, sitting down in her seat.
"Can chair 143 and 142 please go to the office when the concert is over." Zayn said and I fainted. Several minutes later i got woken up to hear Louis's sexy voice.
"You can't go to sleep without a cup of tea and maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep"
I sighed happily. I'm meeting him. And so is Azure, in the crazy slut's face wanting my husbands kids. Azure on the otherhand, was was licking her icecream playing temple run. I want icecream now..
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27 Tattoo's {a One Direction fan fiction}
FanfictionOcean and Azure, just two normal girls. They have their problems just like the next person, but when they go to a concert Ocean just can't help screaming out her feelings, which results in meeting One Direction. But lets get things straight, it's Lo...
