27 Tattoo's {a One Direction fan fiction}

sheep

Oceans POV

The second we started treking to the forest, Azure fell to the ground, and breathed softly, sleeping. Its only natural, I guess since she went a whole day and more without sleeping. Sighing, I grabbed her hand and tried to drag her, failing. I huffed, and pulled her, groaning. Stop eating chocolate. My muscles aren't big enough for you, I thought. Aching, I pulled her into the forest and sat on a log, thinking of what we would have to do. Alone, in Mullingar with about £9,900 and no where to go.

I decided to fall asleep myself, I'll need it. Closing my eyes, I had a strange dream.

Laughing, I patted my grandchildren's heads, and ushered them forward, pointing to spots behind the rocking chair I was seated on. I took my husband, Louis, hand and smiled happily at him. We've been happily married for sixty years, and everyday it gets better. "Matt, Lydia and Alexa sit down" I said, laughing at them chasing each other.

When they finally took a seat, I started to tell the story of how I met Louis. "Well, I screamed out I was horny for his dick." I announced, smiling.

"What's a dick?" six year old Matt asked, confused. "A brick. But everyone has a unique brick. Grandpa's is big and long. And thick." I replied, with a poker face.

Louis slapped my hand playfully as I spread cookies all around.

I felt shaking, and screaming. "Ocean, wake up! Stop talking about Louis's dick! We need to skin a sheep and go shopping" she said, smiling. "I can knit! I'll make up sheep costumes!" I replied with glee. Confusion spread across Azure's face, "and we need sheep jump suits because?" She asked. I simply shrugged in reply.

We walked over to a shopping centre, my legs hurting every step of the way. finally reaching it, we stepped into Rymans and bought long thick pieces of paper, torches and a USB. Holding the bags, we walked over to The North Face. We giggled, trying on the pink raincoats and the fluffy hats. Posing, I pouted my lips and twirled in some boots and a cute scarf. "Girl, you look fine!" Azure exclaimed, who was sporting a pair of welly boots, a huge jacket, probably ten sizes too big and a hat covering her face. Flipping her hazel hair, she laughed. Walking out the shop with a bag with a long water proof cloths, sleeping bags, cushions, a map and a tent.

We scurried into WHSmiths and bought the magazines with Justin and One Directions faces on it. Also life size pop ups of one direction and justin. Stalking, remember? With a couple of pens (to fill out the quizzes), a razor, knitting needles, and some face paint we left the shop. Going in and out of various clothing shops such as TopShop, Select, Forever 21, New Look, Primark and more we spent time in the changing rooms trying it all on. Buying seven outfits and a handy waterproof box, we dragged our heavy bags along.

Then we went to a corner store, buying seven litres of water, plastic cups and some boxes. We dragged the heavy weight back to the hole, as I called Pizza Hut, "Hello, Pizza Hut here, how may we be of service?" A voice rang out.

"Seven pizza's please, with chilli and chicken" I said "oh! And coleslaw" I finished of. I love that stuff.

"And where may I deliver it to?" The voice replied

"A hole in the middle of a forest." I said, keeping a straight face. The food eventually arrived though. We layed the sheet and waterproof paper above the whole, the food inside along with the costume and camara's. Putting the pop ups surrounding the hole, to scare off any unwanted guests, I asked the question. "Where are we going to get sheep from?"

This resulted us running around a field, chasing a herd of sheeps. Jumping on one, Azure screamed as she rode away into the distance as I pathetically (I don't go out a lot, okay) ran after her. After catching the sheep, Azure squirmed as she skinned the sheep. I quickly spun it into wool and started knitting sheep costumes. We hid our camara's by our neck and started ticking the boys. Finding out they weren't that far away, Azure sighed as she got on all fours and trotted away. Yes, we're pretending to be sheep.

We came to a empty field and heard laughter "Ooooooh, Louis has a crush on Ocean!" A voice called out. I think that was Niall who said, in a baby voice. "Shut up, you have a crush on Azure!" Correction, it was Louis and Justin! Oh my god Louis likes me. THANK YOU HEAVENS THAT YOU MADE MY DREAM COME TRUE. If you just took away us being sheeps, it would be great. I need to stop and concentrate now, focus Ocean. I'm talking to myself, I've gone mad.

Azure's POV

Oh my fucking god, Justin likes me. Cue my fangirl screams inside my head. Ugh, okay, plan. I nod at Ocean and we start baaing. "Baa! Baa! Baaaaa!" we say, on all fours. As we trot closer the cameras start taking pictures instantly. Louis goes to Ocean, hwere Justin comes to me. The others just happen to run away. As I feel Justin stroke me he, trying to tickle my neck but ends up feeling my boobs. My eyes and his eyes get wide in shock.

Ocean's POV

What the hell is Louis doing to my boobs. "Hey Justin, don't you think that the sheeps have boobs like humans!" Louis yells. I then hear Azure say "Baa baa I am not a striper asshole get your hands off my breasts baa baa baa baa." Sniggiring, I trotted away happily. Azure follows me, baaing. The boys start following us, dammit.

Reaching the hole, with the pop ups of them at 2010, we went baa for a hour until they went away. After they went, I took my camara off and gasped at what my camara had taken.