Chapter 9: Or So I Thought...

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Usually I would be excited to get to school on Monday especially after the weekend I had. For some reason though something wasn't right in my stomach. I had a feeling something was going to go really wrong and it wasn't going to be good on my behalf. I always get Bad Ju-Ju after something good happens. And yes I DID just say Bad Ju-Ju. My middle name should be Ju-Ju with the luck I get, I just have a bad aura that floats around me. I probably walked under a ladder or something. Anyways something wasn't right and I needed to find out what before anything happened, in order to do that I would need to talk to my friendly neighborhood psychic.

Tone down the makeup, and the noise,

'Cause whats inside will bring the boys.

I don't wanna look like you because

You're too perfect, too perfect.

And I don't wanna fill your shoes cause

Its not worth it, not worth it

Don't fill the mould, but i am real

Too colorful to conceal.

Imperfect is the new perfect

Imperfect is the new perfect

"Speak of the Devil," I mumbled.

"Hey Issy."

"Hi Abby, I had this feeling you needed to talk to me."

"Yeah I did, Why do I have this feeling something is going to go wrong."

"Because it is."

"But I don't know what it is."

"I do.." she said sounding disgusted, "the Mega Bitch is back."

"Really like of Drop Dead Fred. Why are you quoting that by the way?"

" Well she reminds me of her and 'cause I'm cool like that."

"So..this mega bitch, who is she?"

"Victoria," she spat the name.

"Why do I have a feeling that this is going to involve me in someway?"

"Because every guy on the planet falls at her feet and she's the human equivalent of Regina George."

"Well okay then what does she look like?"

"Just look for the girl that looks like a baby prostitute and..Tada! You've found her."

"Okay so I'm guessing dead straight blonde hair, blue eyes, legs up to her head, and skinny as a rake."

"Aha except her hairs curly, like frizzy curly and ginger."

"She's a Ranga!"

"Yeah she's a Ranga."

"Nice Okay then I'll talk to you later."

"Cool, see you at school."

"Bye Issy."

"Bye Abby."

Well this should be an interesting day...

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"Abigail Rivers," James boomed.

"What? What did I do?" I asked.

"Uh..nothing."

"Then don't say my full name." I warned

"Whatever. Guess what!"

"The Firetruck is back."

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