Skrillex vs Mozart

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{ First one Enjoy! }

{SKRILLEX p.o.v.}

My name is SKRILLEX man welcome to the devils den. I'm a scary monster stompin this sprite and frilly pants.

Your a weirdo Wolfie, you're into powdered wigs and poop, and your cousin blew notes on you little magic flute.

Your daddy issues make the Jackson 5 look like the Family Circus! You might have been a genius but you died baroque and worthless.

I'm rich acclaimed and famous. I'm a play list! I'm the A-list your the lamest! Kiss my ass

A-A-A-A-Amandeus

{MOZART p.o.v.}

Was that a verse or did you just get the hiccups? I'm a prodigy sonny and I'm about to smack a bitch up!

My music is 200 years old and it's still excellent👌 In 2 more months the world will forget about your Skrill-excrement!!!

I can't believe the way you dress when you dubstep out of the house! Your like a emo Steve Urkel, and uh! You reek like dead mouse

I am the worlds greatest composer! No one knows what you are, except a little Lonley troll that know how to press a space bar.

{SKRILLEX p.o.v.}

I attack you decay! Can't sustain my releases sidechain Wolfgang, bangerang you to pieces!!!

I'm a self made man, your a slave to your papa, I'm a r-rock star mix you with a base and drop ya.

Global, my strobes glow like Chernobyl. Kids explode and get mobile, no one even knows who you are!

I make the whole world move you play community theater, I gained your same fame from home on a blown out speaker

{MOZART p.o.v.}

Oh yes I've heard that EP before! And see I've transcribed it here, tell me what comes after the sixty-eighth measure of diarrhea?

What kind of drugs does it take to enjoy this? I HAVE NO IDEA!!!! I've seen more complexity in a couch from IKEA!

You go piano to fortississimo ! That means soft to very very loud cause I'm guessing that you didn't know!

Why don't you put down your cubase and grab a real bow?!?! I ROCKED HARDER THAN YOU WHEN I WAS 5 YEARS OLD

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIEDE!!!!!

{AUTHORS NOTE}

Hey guys this is EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! This is our first rap for now and hope you enjoy this!

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 13, 2013 ⏰

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