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|| d a n i e l l a ||

bae: hey bbygirl

me: hiiiiiiiiii

bae: want to go somewhere?

Me: yeah why not

Me: where though?

Bae: a party?

Me: no

Bae: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy nOOT you just said you wanted to somewhere

Me: cause I wont know anyone there except you

Bae: ill be w chu the whole TIME

Me: that's what they always say

Bae: I pinky promise

Me: nah man you'd obviously leave to hang out with your mates

Bae: but babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Me: nOOOOoOoOOooooO

Bae: YESSSSYESYESYESSSS

Me: no that's my final answer

Bae: I cri cri

Bae: see

Bae: :'(

Me: WHY YOU ALWAYS LYIN

Me: OMG STOP FUCKING LYING

Bae: -.-

Me: :-)

Bae: fine then.

Me: oooooh someones mad!

Bae: whatever bye.

Me: WHY YOU GOTTA SO RUDE

Me: DON'T YOU KNOW IM HUMAN TOO

Bae: PISS OFF

Me: mate

Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

me: im like not even near you hahaha

bae: smart ass

me: fine whatever im goin bye asswipe

bae: don't leave meh

me: HONESTLY DUDE MAKE UP YOUR MIND

me: YOU WANT MEH TO PISS OFF AND I AM AND NOW YOU DON'T WANT ME TO LEAVE

me: AND THEY SAY GIRLS CANT MAKE UP THEIR MIND

bae: FINE DEN BE DAT WAY

me: I WILL

bae: I WAS JOKING

bae: chill did someone take a bitch pill?

me: yeah I did it came from your room

bae: DAMN

bae: aww your so cute when your mad

me: well im about to be freaking adorable then

bae: something needs to be in your mouth to keep your smart ass mouth shut

me: yeah what?

bae: MY DICK hahaahaahahha

me: good thing im not talking then aye?

me: that wouldn't be possible anyway with your non existent dick

bae: AYE

bae: I HAVE A DICK

me: yeah but you'd probably need a microscope to see it

bae: babe you won't need a microscope

bae: trust me its big

me: yeah you probably said it to the last girl you tried to fuck she agreed until she finally saw it

me: lmao

bae: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY MY DICK WAS SMALL

bae: honestly you trying to hurt my ego

me: babe that's impossible your ego is bigger than your head

me: its gonna be vvv hard to hurt your ego

bae: u just jelly!!

me: of what?

bae: you don't have an ego like mine

me: trust me im glad I don't have an ego like yours

bae: why you lyin for?

me: whatever floats your boat

bae: I got one question for you

me: whet?

bae: will you go to the party w meh?

me: no

bae: what did I just say?

me: will you go to the party w meh?

bae: ofc

me: WHAT? NO!!

bae: you have to

bae: ill pick you up at 7:00pm bye baby



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