Rowlands in Mexico

Arrival

The humid breeze tickled Hunter's nipples as he stepped off the airplane and onto the runway. He waited for his family to exit the airplane.

"Boy am I hungry!" Brandon's stomach roared with an un-tamable fire. For he was the mightiest middle-schooler in north Scottsdale Arizona. "Hunter," He whined, "Please can we purchase some Panda Express?" Brandon did the puppy-dog eyes, Hunter was about to respond when something caught his eye. His eyes darted to a poster of two young girls around his age. But these weren't just any girls, these were probably the most stunningly beautiful girls Hunter had ever seen in his life. Their deep dark brown eyes pierced into his soul, their latin charm seeping through the poster as if they were right in front of him.

These girls had fire, and Hunter liked fire.

Hunter was broken out of his trance when he felt a pair of cold, clammy hands on his shoulder.

"Brandon look at these girls!" Hunter exclaims, eager for his brother to experience the beauty in which were these two young women. "Those are some sexy chicas!!" Brandon screeches, causing the local mexicans to glare at this exotic white boy. "I think I am in love." Hunter says still staring at the posters. Before Brandon could respond, they hear a loud thud, similar to a log hitting the ground. It was none other than, Christine Rowland! The Rowland boys' mother. "Mom, not again..." Brandon growns as he struggles to lift his drunken excuse for a mother off of the ground. "I was so much better off before I had you ungrateful little midgets!!" Christine exclaimed waving her bottle of tequila around like a wand. "If it wasn't for you losers, I would be out partying with the hot college boys that are here for spring break right now, but noooo." Christine says dragging out the 'O'.

"Mom we want to have fun too you selfish bitch, the fuck I look like?" A small, recognizable voice says from behind the stumbling woman. "WELL THATS JUST TOO BAD YOU LITTLE RAT!" Christine exclaims as she throws the child across the nearby road and into a nearby trash can. "Did she just throw her child into the trash can?!" Some nearby Mexicans questioned. "NOW WHO ELSE WANTS TO CHALLENGE ME" Christine screamed at the Mexicans and threw her now empty bottle of tequila at the sidewalk.