Sherlock Holmes and John Watson; Everyday Life

PART 1: Fangirl-in-Training

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson; Everyday Life

PART 1: Fangirl-in-Training

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In which, John introduces Sherlock to twitter in an attempt to keep him distracted and relatively calm while John is away from 221B, and they have a conversation over DMs.

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Are you there? -SH

Sherlock, is that you?? -JW

Indeed. -SH

Why did you change your username? -JW

I did not appreciate the name @Sulky3YearOld so I changed it. Why, couldn't you find me? -SH

No, actually, which is why I sent you a slightly panicked email. And I found you from searching your name. When I saw that tweet about saliva and coagulation, I knew it was you -JW

I direct messaged you, did you not see it? -SH

No, I did not, not until now. -JW

Ah. I see. -SH

Sherlock... -JW

Yes, John? -SH

What are you tweeting. -JW

I am simply informing them of the dangers of pollen and fingerprints. Why? -SH

You do realize that the only people following you are fangirls, right? -JW

Yes. -SH

I don't think they'd be interested in that type of thing; you'll lose followers. -JW

What am I supposed to tweet about, then? -SH

I don't know, be more light-hearted! -JW

... -SH

Okay maybe not. But at least try to blend in with them. -JW

How. -SH

Well, you could start by typing like them. -JW

Are you implying that I should bring out the emoticons? -SH

Sort of, yes. -JW

Why, I do not deem them necessary to this social networking site. -SH

Just do it, Sherlock. -JW

Alright, since it will make you happy, John. -SH

...I'm waiting. -JW

Sherlock? -JW

Where'd you go? -JW

LOL :* :* :) -SH

How'd I do, John? -SH

...very good. You looked that up, didn't you. -JW

 That is irrelevant. -SH

You did look it up. -JW

Where are you now, John? -SH