Every school night my bedtime is 8:30, but I was watching Lets Be Cops all by myself while drinking a whole can of Mother.... Even though I'm not allowed to drink that. So the movie finished and then I was talking to my girlfriend Shanaenae, we are in love, I was thinking of holding hands (which I haven't done before) and kissing her on the hand, I might even propose to her when we finish the term so that we can spend the holidays together. So anyway, we finished talking and I looked at the time and it was 8:35!! IM SUCH A THUG. AND MY PARENTS DIDNT EVEN KNOW!!! But I felt pretty tired so I went to bed anyway, telling my sister to piss off when she came in. But the problem was, I couldn't go to sleep, so you know what I did?? I stole my parents sleeping pills. It said on the box that you should only take 2 before you go to sleep, but.... I TOOK 6, I know right, what a badass. So I got to bed again and I was out, I felt so high and drunk.
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Thug lyfe
General FictionA story of my thug lyfe and all the badass things I've done, you can't miss out ***THIS IS JUST A JOKE***'so before you criticise please realise this, okay?? cheers!!
