Pernounced (chi-I-kin)
Once upon a Tim not ling a go I was a ho. I member I went to justines babers house 1 Tim to fuq. Condem broke and I was preggo. I kept Bebes and I popped 17737388383 Bebes out of my womb. I member it like it was yesterday.
Later that day i went to Walmart to get some chikin and some ric. I dunno why I was gettin it cuz I just came from Taco Bell but oh whale.
I wasn't hungrey but I wanted to hide myself from my uncle , Bill Cosby . He always puts stuf in my drink. I ask wat it is put he alweys says suger.
It wasn't seger
But guess what? I ran into him in one of the isles. He was buying more drinks to but da fake bootleg bummy asś 'suger 'In.
He saw me
Omg
He winked
Omg
Wyd Bill Cosby
Wyd
"Tri my PILLZ n potionz." He said
WYd
Ew Tf
Oh whale
"Err.." I said
My panties dropped
Idk y i guess it was just 1 of those dayz.
I picked them up
. I ran home with my Chickin I stole
I ate it raw cuz I'm a savage
But guess what
Bill poisoned it and i thought the black stuff on the chikin was black peppa
I died and fell on my banana
My panties fell agiain
God dammit
But i revived myself.
As soon as I did I peeked over my windo
Poot lavoto was staring
"Wyd" she said
"Idk eating poisoned chikin" I replied
" kewl but I have sum to tell you" she said
"U escaped the basement Demi kept u captive in omf-"
"Not that u already know that omfg."
"O" I said
"O" she said
"Whale go on wit it fatty!" I screamed
"K but I dunno how to say it." She said
"Just dO IT DONT LET UR DREAMS BE DREAMS" I said
"K." She said
She ate a rock she found on the ground before continuing .
"I-i-m secretly JOHN CENA"
she said
"Keep dreamin fatty." I said
"K " she said eating grass.
Whats ur name, I'm Tahlia and my bestfriend is named Bill. Cosby
