"Boys Can't Beat Me" By:Minecraft Jams

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(A/N)-some boys might be offended of this.

Verse 1

look at all da boys lookin realy stuipid

lookin like da dont know what to do

(cut to camera from girls perspective looking at the boys with character 2 and 3 fighting over the sword and character 1 kinda looking at them like they are rediculous)

they don't got no moves they don't got no op

they are really dumb they don't have a1l clue.

(Fight results in the sword being knocked accidentaly over the clif and boys leaning over to watch the only weapon they have fall into the lava)

look at all my girls don't they look so pretty

(3 girls characters posing sexy like with shinny hair pieces and jewlry.)

look at all da diamonds lot's and lot's of bling bling

(close up shots of diamonds and jewels shinning (use shinning FX)

they got all da power they know what to do

they are really smart they got all da zing zing

(3 individual shots of each girl making awesome fighting moves)

Pre Chorus

OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH

(3 girl characters now dance in unison moves)

OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH

(Shodowy figure emerges dancing from the dark cave scene to revel it is psyco girl!)

Chorus

No the boys can't beat me,

(psyco girl Takes out 1 boy effortlessly)

no they really can not beat be

(takes out another boy effotlessly)

no the boys can't beat me

(takes out 3rd boy effortlessly)

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

(cut to 3 girl friend characters singing this while sexy dancing)

No the boys can't beat me, no, they always fail completely

no the boys can't beat me

(psyco girl takes out more boys with even cooler moves)

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

(cut back to girlfriends singing this while making sexy dance move again)

Verse 2

look at all my swords look at all my armor

(cut to inside nice house scene with weapons and stuff displayed on the walls)

look at all my health I am getting stronger

(pan or cut from weapons on wall to chests in the room of the nice house full and overloaded with golden apples)

boys are on the run, running from a slaughter

(cut to scene of boys runing from psyco girl and her girl friends who are standing there posed sexy)

they are getting week can not last much longer

(Boys still running looking back but run into psyco girl and friends who quickly popped in front of them still looking all sexy with smiles. boys scream in horor and run back the other direction away from psyco girl and friends again)

Look at how we roll look at how we boom boom

(cut to scene with psyco girl and friends use team work to dipose of boys)

Look at how we dance look at how we move

(cut to scene girls dance sexy like together in unison featuring psyco girl in front

boys are going down take it up the wazoo

cut to scene psyco girl hitting boy spinning him around and then kick him in the butt sending him into sand where his upper half of body gets burried with his legs stucking out and kicking (funny scene).)

the dont stand a chance the be cryin boo hoo

(cut to scene of 3 girl friends surrounding group of boys on their knees begging girlfriend not to kill them.)

OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH

(3 girl characters now dance in unison moves)

OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH

(psyco girl makes some cool awesome dance moves)

Chorus

Bridge

OHOH OH Everyone shold know

OHOH OH Everyone shold know


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