Shadow and Science

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Starlight : *looks at me* Hey Admin, how's it going?

Me : Pretty good... ish

Starlight : Why?

Me : I didn't get an A on my Biology final exam 

Starlight : Aw ... what did you get?

Me : B+

Starlight : ..... I should slap you right now 

Me : DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

Starlight : Sorry -3-

Me : QAQ 

Shadow : Get out of here Admin, this is our book, not yours.

Me : *walks away*

Starlight : That was mean

Shadow : I know.

Starlight : And you do know that you'll read the comment this time

Shadow : Shoot. 

Starlight : Go ahead, go ahead

Shadow : -3-" *takes out his phone* From SlyP54 the comment says Q: Shadow, everyone now knows your secret obsession of swissrolls. Yes. EVERYONE INCLUDING YOUR ADMIN *insert jokingly laugh here* Also starlight, minions have come to help you. And I care everyone to group skydive from space like shadow did in SAB2. And make sure everyone has the 100,000,000,000 dollars each. Oh anad to answer shadows question from who knows how long, we get the money by acctually working and getting paid. Also I didn't mean to offend your ADMIN.

Starlight : ...... Wait what is this person talking about?

Shadow : Ah yes, back when I did Chaos Swissroll. I wonder why I stopped doing that, I had so much fun with that

Starlight : I'm not talking about the Chaos Swissroll!

Shadow : Oh. . . then what are you talking about?

Starlight : When did you ask about how these people get all their money from?

Shadow : SOOOOO LONG AGO BRUH

Starlight : ... I think I remember something like that 

Shadow : What I don't remember is when he offended our Admin

Starlight : *scrolls back to the past chapters* Lets see... oh. Back when this person asked why did Admin write the Black Arms Twincest thing.

Shadow : Oh yeaaaahh

Me : *walks in* I heard my not-real name

Starlight : SlyP54 just wanted to apologize for offending you about the Black Arms Twincest chapter

Me : The one where I said that if you don't like it, don't read it?

Starlight : Yeah

Me : Oh. I wasn't offended. I was just influenced. I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood and the personalities of some of the characters, like Lieutenant Hawkeye, influenced me and made me get her personality for a short time.

Shadow : Admin is one of those people that get influenced by anime 

Me : Like if I ever watch Deadman Wonderland, I might go coocoo

Starlight : But then there's her reading books

Me : Reading books actually drains my emotions and causes me to be emotionless. Which I find strange, but it makes sense since in books, you can imagine the personalities, but it won't have much effect since you aren't seeing and listening to how they act.

Starlight ; Yup :3 

Me ; Anyways, I'm off to continue my reading *walks away*

Starlight : And now, back to the comment

Shadow : Right. What are we doing first.

Starlight : Well I'm actually quite .... silent ... because of the minions thing.

Shadow : Wait what 

Minions : *starts running in*

Starlight : GAH!

Shadow : HORY SHEEY! OAO

Kevin, the tall minion : ... Eh? Badabo?

Stuart, the two eyed minion with the ukulele* : *shrugs*

Bob, the cute minion with the teddy bear* : Oooh... new boss?

Starlight : What

Shadow : NONONO - *pushes Starlight out of the way* New BOSSES! *points to himself and Starlight* Bosses!

Bob : Boss ....es?

Stuart : New bosses?

Kevin : NEW BOSSES!

Minions: EEEEEEEYYYY!!!

Starlight : Shadow what did you do!?!?

Shadow : :D WE GOT OURSELVES SOME MINIONS

Starlight : YOU DO REALIZE THERE IS A SHIT TON OF THEM, RIGHT?!

Shadow : I know 

Starlight : WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU 

Shadow : *shrug* :3

Starlight : Lets just continue with the comment ... *looks at her phone* We have to skydive from space

Shadow : But won't we burn? Cause like ... we're entering the Earth's atmosphere and that can cause a burning fire around us

Starlight : Then how did you survive? -^-

Shadow : I was unconscious, how should I know? Besides, didn't I wake up later in some kind of tank? 

Starlight : I actually have no idea. 

Shadow : Well lets assume I did, then wouldn't that mean that I was about to die from the fire, but then I was placed in the tank for regeneration? 

Starlight : .... OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT

Shadow : Of course I am

Starlight : Wait but that doesn't make any sense. You're failing all your classes, yet you're good at science

Shadow : .......

Starlight : ... Shadow explain

Shadow ; NO

Starlight : GOD DAMN IT SHADOW 




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