Potatoes vs. Random Things

About four years ago there was a once upon a time. It begins with a potato flying around the room. Then a tiger came through the window and caught the potato. The potato got out and ate the tiger. In came a majestic unicorn that pooped out skittles and the potato then became a strawberry cake. Then another potato came in and ate everything in the room. Then came McDonald's and they made all the potatoes in the world into french fries. But they missed one potato and it killed the people because they made his family into french fries. Mr. Dolphin bought a monkey who destroyed the whole world of cotton candy. The potato people still won. Finally, the potato became poisonous and blew up the whole world. The End.