One day I was going through my room and I found a grossly overdue library book, it was at least a few months over due. Being a good person I decided to return it and maybe pick up a few books to aid me with my homework.
So I took the short walk walk to the library and returned the book, after a stern lecture from the grumpy old librarian, I payed the fine.
I had a homework assignment about communism due, so I dutifully went and started reading Karl Marx' Communist Manifesto in the reading area. It was a good book, I was getting quite into it.
All of a sudden a really beautiful woman caught my eye! I couldn't believe my eyes, she was stunning!
I couldn't even believe my luck when she sat beside me with a copy of the communist manifesto.
"Hello, can you please help me?", she asked.
"Not so loud", I whispered, "we are in a library".
But yet, she continuously spoke loudly!
I didn't want her to think I was some nerd that spent all my time in a library so I started joking around with her. She laughed, quite loudly too...
At one point she was laughing so hard and just wouldn't stop, blatantly breaking the noise limit of the library.
I got my copy of the Communist Manifesto and shoved it down her throat. Boy was I relieved, I enjoyed the silence, for a moment.
Then an old lady with no business in my affairs started yelling about the choking woman.
She was also breaking the noise limit so I quickly silenced her as well.
Then all the people in the library started screaming and breaking the noise limit. I silenced them all. For good.
It was so embarrassing, but that's my visit to the library!
