Kankri: Hell9, fell9w... living 9rganisms, I supp9se I w9uld call y9u, since we are n9t the same species in any way, shape 9r f9rm. Anywh9, in this 699k, I will answer y9ur questi9ns and participate in y9ur human "dares" t9 the 6est 9f my a6ility. Als9, please inf9rm me if any 9f my answers t9 any y9ur inquiries happens t9 trigger y9u, 9r in an9ther way 9f statement, 9ffend y9u. I try my best t9 be as p9lite as p9ssible, I d9 n9t wish t9 9ffend any 9f y9u with my lack 9f kn9wledge 9f y9ur culture. Als9, check y9ur privileges as well, and d9n't ask me t9 d9 9r answer s9mething that c9uld p9ssibly take me 9ut 9f my c9mf9rt z9ne. Hey, perhaps this c9uld 6e a learning experience f9r 69th 9f us. Al9ng the way, y9u can learn what d9es and d9es n9t trigger me, and I can learn m9re a69ut y9ur unique Earthly cultures. W9nderful! N9w, may we 6egin?
Karkat: DEAR GOG, I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYONE WOULD COME HERE JUST TO LISTEN TO YOU KANKRI. BUT HEY, IT ISN'T MY LIFE. DRIVE YOURSELVES NUTS, EVERYBODY.
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FanfictionKankri: N9w I realize we've 6een at this f9r s9me time already, 6ut at the risk 9f derailing the dial9gue y9u initiated, and may I just say h9w thrilled I am that y9u did, Karkat, I w9uld just like qualify my entire analysis 9f y9ur "Alternian cultu...
