When ever you get one of those things that tell you when you're table is ready, yell at the person,
"I'VE DONE MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!"
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How to Annoy Muggles
RandomThis book is basically about stupid ways to annoy muggles(non-magical people), thus, in the title, "How to Annoy Muggles". *INCOMPLETE*
Way #2
When ever you get one of those things that tell you when you're table is ready, yell at the person,
"I'VE DONE MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!"
