DESTROYA

Haley wasn't exactly sure why she suddenly felt the urge to break the rules. She also didn't know exactly sure why her heart pounded twice as fast when she approached the DJ's booth, but Haley knew what she was about to do, would definitely have an effect on everyone, and she kinda liked that.

"Um... Hi. Do you take suggestions?" Haley asked putting a piece of her dark brown hair behind her ear. The DJ was a scruffy man with a long nose, and glasses that looked like they belonged to someone in Hogwarts. He nodded.

"Okay, great. Can you please play Destroya by My Chemical Romance?" Haley confidently requested, putting on a snarky smile. This was great. This guy was totally oblivious.

"Is it school appropriate?" The guy asked in a monotone voice. That's right! Haley almost forgot that she was at a school dance. It was so cute that the school wanted to put together a dance. They even made them dress formal! I mean, it wasn't like Haley didn't like the cute blue party dress she was wearing, but everyone looked so odd compared to their every day attire. There were cheesy party decorations strung about. Originally, there was a table full of cheap snacks from Kroger's, but they were gone within the first ten minutes.

The dance wasn't exactly the most fun. There had already been two fist fights, and a group of petite girls just ran into the bathroom crying. Haley, however, was about to shake things up.

"Of course!" Haley lied picking at her nail bits. She was doing her best not to laugh.

"Okay, it'll be up next soon." He rolled his eyes at the teen. Perfect , Haley said to herself smirking. This was going to be great.

***

Mrs.Boy sighed. All she wanted to do was go home to her two perfect little children, Cameron, and Annmarie. They could all be playing a fun game of monopoly together! But instead she was stuck at a middle school dance watching girls secretly talk bad about each other behind their backs.

Why she choose a teaching position for her field of work, Mrs.Boy would never know. The only kids she actually liked were her own, and it wasn't like she made a ton of money.

The next song began to play. A small group of girls shouted in excitement. They were the cringe worthy "emos". Ugh! Every teachers worst nightmare. Two guys stood with them, one of them being her coworkers son, Ethan. It was a shame he was hanging with those girls. They were rotting his brain!

Mrs.Boy almost dropped her phone when she finally heard the first words of the song. Did it just say sex? This was not school appropriate! What if Cameron and Annemarie were to hear this?! The teacher began to shake, unaware of what to do. She looked at the DJ, and couldn't believe her eyes. He was asleep!

Everyone was staring at the group of girls, and two boys that were singing along. All of the popular's, nerds, and dirties surrounded them with big eyes. It was them! They suggested the highly inappropriate song. Mrs.Boy's eyes popped out of her head. She actually liked Haley as a student!

"Let's play Micheal Buble instead!" Mrs.Boy suggested loudly. She could feel Satan creeping into her soul. She never should have became a teacher...

"Listen to me! If you don't turn this off this instant, you'll never play MobyMax again!!" She screamed at the satanic girls. That should get to them! She knew how much the kids loved MobyMax. Well, Cameron, and Annemarie loved it, so they had to love it too. To her dismay, they didn't do anything. They definitely weren't watching BrainPop's anymore!!

***

Mrs.G couldn't believe her eyes! Her young 14 year old son was singing along to this satanic emo crap! It was those girls. What were their names? Ah yes. Hailey, Emily, and Jenny. They always wore that dark clothing, and converse. Typical.

She knew Hailey was a bad influence when she learned she didn't go to church , but  she expected more from the oddly tall twins, Emily, and Jenny. Ethan's best friend, Lisom was awkwardly dancing along too! They definitely needed Jesus.

"Wait, did the song just say they didn't believe in god?!" Mrs.G said out loud to herself. This was a disaster! And what was the DJ doing?

Most of the kids seemed to enjoy watching the awkward group of Emos sing along to this brain rotting music. Some of them had their iPear 800's out taking a video on Chatsnap. Others were gossiping to each other.

"Ethan! Get over here!" Mrs.G shouted at the dark haired boy. He shook his head in response. How dare he?! It was this song! It was rotting his brain. This was terrible! Her poor baby was ruined!

So Mrs.G decided to do the only thing she knew how to. She sat down in a plastic blue chair and prayed.

***

Meanwhile, Mr.Cheeseburger sat on the sidelines. This was hilarious! He knew the song was terribly inappropriate, but he loved the plan devised by his least favorite student, Haley. It was brilliant. He loved seeing his least favorite coworkers reactions, especially Mrs.Boy's. To be honest, he was tired of hearing her constant nagging, and her stories about her two children. One of his favorite reactions had to be Mrs.G's gasp when she heard the moaning sound in the song. Mr.Cheeseburger wasn't going to lie, he kinda liked this song. It wasn't your classic rock, and roll, but it was better than anything by Iggy Azalia.

The small group of 14 year olds that actually knew the song were definitely going to get punished later, but they were having fun now, and Mr. Cheeseburger liked that. A part of him wanted to join them.

Mr.Cheeseburger looked at his boss, and Principle of the middle school, Miss.Hope.  As usual, she wasn't doing anything about the catastrophe going on in front of him. Instead, she was talking to Mrs.Wool about shoes. Of course she was talking about shoes!

Suddenly, Mr.Cheeseburger heard a large boom! He couldn't believe his eyes. Mr.Electric from the poorly animated Disney movie Sharkboy and Lavagirl stood in the middle of the gym! And Donald Trump was right beside him!

Mr. Electric threw a plump marshmello at a short blonde girl named Claire, straight in the eye. One of Mr.Cheeseburgers students, Masion, laughed at her friend. "What are you doing here?" Asked Lisom with disgust. You could tell he wanted to throw Donald Trump into a meat processor.

"Making sure there are no illegal immigrants!" He yelled. Haley laughed loudly. Her laugh was so annoying, Mr.Cheeseburger thought.

"Ah, there's one!" He said, pointing to Mrs.G, who was still praying in the blue plastic chair. Mr. Cheeseburger scoffed.

"ZAP HER!!!" Donald ordered to Mr.Electric. Mrs.G was suddenly zapped with 400,000 watts of electricity, before breaking into a thousand pieces. Ethan cheered. This is probably the first time Donald Trump has actually done something good!

"My work here is done!" Donald declared hopping on Mr.Electric. They blasted away. Everyone stood in shock. What the heck?

But then The Whip Nae Nae played, and everything went back to normal. Everything, but Haley, who was laying on the floor, cringing.

THE END

Authors note

I made this in the 7th grade when I was both emo, and "random" so please excuse the cringe. I'm just glad I completed a story for once.