FNAF THE FUNNIEST 1

Fnaf lost in the jungle

Freddy: yay! Were going on a trip with my favorite rocketship goin through the sky little chica . Freddy chuckles

Chica: shut up fuzzy

Freddy: WHATT!!!??

Mike: enough guys this a bonding trip so lets have fun.

Freddy and chica rolled their eyes

Bonnie: mike! What time are we gonna leave?

Mike: hmm maybe 3:00 pm

Bonnie: kk

3:00 pm

Everyone: yay the plane are here yayy!
Everyone chorused

Golden freddy: mike are you sure we gonna ride on that creepy thing?

Golden fredd said while he was hiding behind mike

Mike: why? Its fun!

Bonnie: scaredy cat! HAHAHA!

Golden freddy: Hey im not!

Bonnie : Gay hahahahahhahahahahaa

Golden freddy: fak you ./.

Mike : shit up guys here we are

Foxy: mwehehehe this is gonna be excitingg . Foxy said while smoking weed

Everyone step in to the plane

Mike: are we complete? Mike asked

Hey guys wait up! A little voice came up

Guess who?

Its Balloon boy -___-

Ballon boy : can i come?

Mike: what if no ?

Balloon boy pouted

Mike: fine

Balloon boy : yayyyy !

Their seats are just like this

Driver      

Mike  (alone)

Chica    Bonnie      Freddy    Golden fred

Ballon boy   Foxy     And the rest of them

After 5 hours

"Yawnn"

Mike: are we here yet? Mike asked the driver

But the driver didnt response

Mike notice that they are almost 5hours but mike said its only 2hours arriving at paris

Mike goes to the driver to ask again but when he saw is

Is

DORA!!!! WHAT THE FAK ARE YOU DOIN HERE!!!

Dora: hihihi

Dora began to sing

"Sitsitsitsit si dora sisisisit si dora, dora dora the explorerrr!! "

Everyone : WERE DEAD

Dora didnt see that there was an other plane coming from us then we

"CcCcccRrrrRaaASgGggghhHhhh "

Aftet 1hour

Golden freddy : where are we?

Bonnie: i think we are in the JUNGLE!!!

Everyone: nuuuu *teary eyes*

They walk and walk until they see a little tree house

Mike: hello? Hello?theres no one here

Freddy: GrEat!

Foxy: Smoke W33d 3v3ryD4Yyy

Mike: good thing we baught foods ,
Chica wheres the food?

Chica: ah eh ih i left it at the pizzeria hehe.

Bonnie : WHAT WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE HERERE!!

Mike : great

Bonnie: WHAT DO YOU MEAN GREAT!!??

Mike saw a chicken under the roof

They cooked it

Finally!

Whats up!? Folks?

A big fat guy with green skin apeard

Who-who are you? Everyone chorused

Im shrek and i love donkey

Foxy: hey shrek i love u

Shrek: i love you too donkey

Foxy and shrek making out in the corner

Chica: Grossss!

After 1 day
They saw many chicken outside

Mike: HEAVEN !

Shrek: donkey its alright

Foxy: FAKK I DONT KNOW UUU

shrek: u are donkey

Foxy: i was high yesterday!!! And i didnt know wht happend !!

Shrek : its alright donkey

Foxy : IM IM IM PREGNANT!!!!

*silence*

Balloon boy: congrats

Everyone :congrats foxy!!!

Foxy gave birth to a monkey!

Everyone explodes when shrek farts