Confessions of a Nation (Hetalia fanfic)

England

The bottle spun around and pointed at Iggy-err...England.

"Oh, bollocks..." He groaned. "God, what could I tell...? Damn it..."

He turned to America and sighed. "I guess I could tell what I did..."

America's eyes widened, then he blushed.

"Oh shit." He groaned as he stood up and joined Hungary in the Corner of Shame.

"So, anything to say, black sheep of Europe?" France asked.

"I told you not to call me that!" England yelled.

"What ever he has to say," Japan said. "It has something to do with America."

"Da! I agree!" Russia chuckled.

"Want me to tell the story, you bastards?" England cleared his throat.

"Oui~" France cooed.

~

"So, I was thirsty, so I went to the nearest bar. Anyways, I drank too much that I was really drunk, as in. So, as I left the bar, I was woozy and dizzy and felt like an idiot. Once I got home, I saw America playing video games and yelling like a bloody git. I groaned as I said, 'What the hell are you doing here, you git? Get out of my room! Go on, off you pop!'. America paused his game and turned to me. He said, 'Uh, dude...this-this my room...'. Then my head started to ache, I wanted to lay down. But then I fell. 'Crap, England! What the heck?!' He exclaimed as he ran towards me. My eyes fluttered as America pulled me to his bed. 'Damn it, England! What happened, man?!' He asked. Then I just crawled on him. 'What the hell, England?! Wh-What...?' America muttered. Then...I...kissed him on his lips. It scared the hell out of him, of course. 'America...shag me...like a mad...American...' I growled. 'Uhm, no thanks, bro...I-I don't want, so...th-thanks anyways...' America mumbled. I then pulled...well, tore his Green Lantern shirt. 'Dude, that was my favorite shirt!' America whined. 'I don't give...a single...s-sh...shit...' I growled again. Since his chest was bare, I didn't mean to do so, but...I licked his chest and smooched lots of butterfly kisses. He moaned, of course, but then he pushed me off. 'England! Go to sleep, you're drunk...! AGAIN!!!' America panted. But as soon as he pushed me off, I fell asleep on the floor. 'Fuck that, man!' I heard America whine. I woke up the next day, asleep on the sofa. But America slept in his room with the door locked."

~

England became as red as Romano's tomatoes.

"Mon dieu~" France chuckled.

All eyes turned to America.

"What did you do afterwards?" Japan asked.

"I decided to forget it!" America yelled.

"Oi, Russia!" England called. "The bottle!"

"Da!" Russia gave the bottle to England.

He spun the bottle which pointed at...