What is love?

Will the torture ever end?

If my mom believed him today she will somehow believe him forever so I better watch my back. So we are still having this awkward little moment I decided to break it."so.....we should start going because we're going to be late for the movies"as him and my mom stared at me like they just had a brilliant idea and I was terrified of what it was. Zane walked up to me grabbed my hand and said "right the movies". My mom walked up to Zane, stared him right in the face and said " you better take care of my daughter okay young sir?". Zane let go of my hand and went down to his knees grabbed my mother's hand and said "I'll never dream of it" while kissing my mother's hand ew. When he was done kissing her hand my mom went up to me and whispered "his a keeper". WHAT THE HELL?!?!?
Nope IM done IM out.