*Mad hatter and March hare Sit around a table Hatter stands on his chair march hare has legs up on the table*
Mad Hatter: so there was I in front of the Queen of Hearts standing on a chair ... no less
March Hare: no less no more! *put legs down form table*
Mad Hatter: and you will never guess what!
March Hare: What?
Mad hatter: sing and i sung the most dreadful thing ! *clears throat*
Twinkle Twinkle little Bat ********** How I wonder what your at******************Up above the sky so high****************like a tea tray in the sky *ends awfully*
March Hare: Such a dreadful thing *claps stops suddnely Alice walks in Hare and Hatter climb under the table*
Mad Hatter: the Jam *collects the jam*
Alice: I saw your hand you know
Doormouse: what hand *sleepily*
Mad Hatter: Be Quiet maybe he wont hear us.
Alice: I can hear you you know and im a girl! *Mad H and March h look shocked*
Doormouse: Hum What? What? *kicks /stretches under the table*
March Hare: Ow that hurt *quickly covers mouth Hatter hits Hare*
Alice: come out from under there right now or I tell the Queen about you, not that i've met her *underlined said to herself*
March Hare: No jam we have no jam *comes out from under the table*
Mad hatter: Six o clock move round move round! *all move up a seat Alice takes doormouses who storms off as he doesn't have a seat*
Alice: So is there a door or a portal round here?
March hare: could be.. could not be
Mad Hatter: when is a door not a door?
Alice: when its ajar that's really old. speaking of jars do you have any jam to have with this bread.
March Hare: no jam no jam
Queen o hearts: JAMMMMM *off stage*
Mad Hatter: uh oh now shes done it.
Queen o Hearts: What is this about jam? *Queen comes on stage carrying a tray of tarts* should have know it would have been you Hatter, *looks to Hare but Alice is standing behind him* who are you?
March Hare: who are what?
Queen o hearts: Not you her
Mad Hatter: *whispers to Hare* strange they looks awfully similar
March Hare: *whispers back* they do looks awfully similar
Queen o Hearts: Stop whispering Or OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!! And As for you *speaking to Alice* Who are you and what are you or OFF WITH YOUR HEAD
Alice: I think its rather rude to demand people what there names are What if I said 'no'
*everyone except Alice gasps*
Queen o Hearts: OFF WITH HER HEAD!!! OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!
*hatter and hare creep away slowly taking the jam*
Alice:harsh *slaps Queen round the face leaves the queen shocked* you have no right to kill me and for your information your can't chop off peoples head whoever you are *leaves queen shocked*
*bunny from ninja script comes along steals a tart Queen looks down at her tarts looks to where the bunny went*
Queen o hearts: an outrage this is an outrage*leave dramatically* MY TARTSSSSSSSSSSS
*bunny creeps out of portal A still got tart, goes into portal B- Alice comes back*
Alice: good shes gone ! * Bunny comes out of the portal B Alice spots it bouncing into Portal A* i knew there was a portal! *goes into portal A*
*March H and Hatter comes back*
Hatter: oh good their gone and no sign of doormouse win win! *high fives Hare*
Hare: this is a magnifcent day *spots portal A* oh look at that !she was right there is a portal all along she was right
Hatter: i didn't know it and its in my own homes ... i think ..... *silence they both think* lets explore it !
Hare: Great idea! Ill bring the Tea *hatter goes in the portal A followed by hare who is carring the TeaPot*
*samuri jump out of portal B bunny jumps out of portal A there is a chase eventually bunny gets away, samuri runs of into wonderland*
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