"The reason I'm named after a car is because after your speech, I thought immediately that you liked cars. So duh, I went to change my name to something I know you'd like. I've always had a crush on you, Donald. Since high school I've always wanted to marry you. So now, here we are. Trump...will you marry me?"
Trump took a minute to process it all. This was the woman he'd been wanting to love his whole life. But then he thought again. She seems pretty freaking weird. Weirder than his hair. So he declined in the most dick way possible.
"Fuck no you're weird."
Ferrari Annabeth Lee Anderson Jones got angry. Fuming. She had changed her name for nothing. But not for long.
She took out her handy dandy pocket knife and pounced toward Trump in anger. She then decapitated him, leaving no trace of herself behind.
She then moved to Canada and changed her name to Charlie Hues. Later, she found out that in fact, she wasn't straight, and she was forcing herself to be. She was actually a lesbian.
The End.
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Bing Bong -A Donald Trump Fanfic-
FanfictionDonald Trump has never had a heart. Rumor has it that someone stole it when he was in his teens. Since then, he has always been a complete asshole. But everything changes when he meets a female, more straight then any other heterosexual out there...
