Okay so thank you so much for reading this. I might make a story so if you have any ideas please tell me in the comments hear are the categories.
-vampire -werewolf
-fan fic
Okay so to the vampire facts
Category #1: how to become a vampire
There are some schools of thought that would have you believe that in order to become a vampire, all you have to do is be bitten by one.
Still other schools of thought would suggest that you can become a vampire, merely by drinking a few sips of another vampire’s blood.
Well GEEZ! If THAT was the case, EVERYBODY would do it, now wouldn’t they? Unfortunately, making the transition is not so easy. For starters, in most cases, it involves you DYING!
NOT FUN!
So, how do you die? Well in most cases, a hot vampire can kill you, by draining all of the human blood from your body.
If you are lucky, he will break your neck first, so you won’t actually feel any pain when he does it. And if you’re REALLY lucky, he’ll let you dance with him, half-naked, first . . .
The next step involves YOU drinking vampire blood. This part can be tricky. Especially, if you are already dead, and therefore, not thirsty. So, I say, drink lots of vampire blood NOW, while you are alive. This way, by the time you want to turn, it won’t be an issue anymore.
For those of you with cash to burn, rumor has it that, somewhere in a remote village in Alaska, there is a medical clinic that can perform the procedure in three days. So you can become immortal, and be back at work in NO TIME! The procedure is performed by a well-renown plastic surgeon . . .. . . and a highly experienced anesthesiologist . . .
All it takes is a simple lethal injection, and a quick-as-a-wink blood transfusion. The best part? NO unnecessary bodily decay or unsightly death scars! In fact, many local celebrities have already been spotted frequenting the clinic . . .
category #2: how to make someone think you are a vampier
1 Realize that you are not trying to be goth, satanic, or anything of the sort. You are trying to act like a vampire. Vampires try to fit in with humans, so don't under any circumstances try and look evil. That's how you end up looking like a freak.
2 Do not tell your friends your plan to make people think you are a vampire if they are not the type that would play along.
3 Be quiet at school for a couple of days. Tell your friends "I'm not feeling well, that's all." Do not make it obvious, and do not make it seem like you want them to ask questions. This will be your 'transition.'
4 Start to ease back into your old self, but never all the way back. Stay quieter, and more mysterious.
5 While staying mysterious, change your ways at school. Do not bring a lunch and do not eat anything during school hours, say you have a class party. Instead of starving yourself, you could eat a little bit, and make yourself look really disgusted. If you need it, bring in a small snack later that you can eat inconspicuously. Try not to drink anything either - a vampire would not need to. It will just throw off the whole point of you not eating. Or, like the characters in Twilight, get lunch, but don't eat it. Most times, people will notice if you bring a bag (it doesn't even have to have food in it) and never open or touch it, than if you bring nothing at all.
6 Do not (noticeably) breathe. Vampires have no need to breathe. In Twilight, Edward mentions that vampires do not need to breathe, that they only do it out of habit. In one of your classes, hold your breath for a little, maybe someone will notice. And when you feel like you need to breathe, ease back into breathing. If you are gasping for air during class for no apparent reason, you are getting the wrong idea across.
7 Try not to blink. It is quite easy if you do not focus on anything. Just sit there and let your mind wander.
8 Try to be very still. Practice at home and you will become very good at it.
9 If someone has a cut or falls and is bleeding', act really weird, cover your nose, and say that you have to go (and do not make anyone think that you have to blow your nose...)Then walk away.
10 Be very observant and have a keen memory. If someone tells you something or is talking to you, try to remember it, so you can recall it in further conversations with that person. They will notice if you remember some of the small, unimportant things they talked about. Also, when you are in class, watch a little, do not be afraid to lock eyes, just do not stare. Give the person a moment to look away, but if they do not, calmly look back to your desk without looking nervous. If you have to look away, look away with confidence, almost pity. Do not make it awkward, keep the mood mysterious, not weird.
11 Be smart. Know what is going on during class. Know the answers to the homework. If you are called on, do not get the answer wrong. Just imagine how much that would make an impression on someone who may notice your behavior - you are not fully paying attention and you get called on, but you give the correct answer without hesitating...
12 Be friendly, but remain mysterious. Only talk when you are talked to. If you have a question, do not ask a neighbor or the teacher, figure it out on your own. Stay quiet. When you talk, try and sound classy - in other words, do not curse or use slang. When you talk to someone, make eye contact as much as possible and as deeply as possible without looking scary.
13 Have quick reflexes. If a pencil rolls of a desk, grab it quickly and set it back on the desk calmly. Do not ponder on it, just get back to what you were doing.
14 When you're home, do as much running as possible without people watching; you need to build up speed.
15 You have to be as graceful as possible. Take long, quick strides. Try not to trip or stutter step.
Okay so that's it and if you have any questions or ideas for a story or vamp category's let me know.
